Man I got a really short fuse with video games bruh, like forreal, I'll tell yall 3 stories I guess....
Early Childhood:
I had to be about 4-5, and one of my aunts boyfriends left his copy of Tekken 3 after a visit and I kept that shyt and I would sit and play that all fukking day long fam. And I remember this day the most because it was the first time I was ever legit hot at a video game. I was playing on fukking medium and I get to like a stage 6 Nina Walker, and this bytch would legit not take any of my hits, I was like

every time I hit her that goddamn blue mist would pop up and she'd come back with some fukking OD combo. I tried like 5 different characters and she kept waxing my ass, it eventually got to the point where I was fukking
crying on some autistic type shyt because Iegit couldn't beat her. I ended up picking Panda and fukking her up but man, that shyt was fukking enraging. I'll always remember that shyt.
Later Childhood:
Had to be about 11 or so, and fukking Def Jam Vendetta was my shyt, I played the fukk out of it and I eventually decided to play the story mode, I got all the way to the fight just before DMX where you fight those 3 nikkas AND I COULD NOT fukkING WIN. I was soooooooo fukking hot like why the fukk would they put that in the goddamn game

after about the 7th loss or so, I jumped in the air and started stomping on my PS2, them shyts weren't fragile like todays systems so it survived but I fukked the game up OD, had to go get a new one, I also threw my controller across the room and the shyt shattered like glass or something. I eventually beat it but man I was fukking hot
Recently:
Dark Souls, man you already know where this shyt is going...
I had just finished whooping Smough and Ornstein, shyt was easy as fukk, I beat them 2nd try(the trick is to kill Ornstien first), and so I went to open that gate that leads out of Anor Londo, and the 2 fukking Giants in front of the door kept killing me. They were easy as fukk when I went past them but suddenly, they're fukking murking me like nothing. shyt was infuriating because I had all the souls I had gotten from Smough and Ornstein on me and I kept having to go back and get them from that same goddamn spot.
Eventually, i'm going back to get those souls and the fukkers killed me
Got up like fukk this shyt man, and kicked my 360 and it went across the room gave that shyt the big ass deep rings around it

had to go get another copy man
