gather round boys and girls and hear the tale of COURTDOG AND HIS XBOX HE NEVER HAD

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this tale is based upon true events all names have been changed other than court dogs for security reasons.


A MAN CALLED BILLY DOLLAR GATES...

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created a console called the xbox, everyone loved it and they made two versions xbox and xbox360 and then made xbox one. court dog heard of this new shiny console but knew his children were sleeping in big mac boxes and could no possible way afford such a device :russ:

court dog someone how sold everything his family owned including his wives liver...
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he bought a xboxone online using amazon, he used a woman by the name of courtney details to purchase it and promised to pay her back :ehh: he then proved this to a bunch of strangers online to prove he was deep in the community of xbox :troll:

one fateful morning the UPS man arrived

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but court dog was NOT at home, even though UPS would have given him a ETA of delivery and instead was at work raising funds for a new mattress

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some fellow white chillen from across the way saw the UPS man and convinced him that they should leave a brand new console with them and they would then give it to court dog because they are honest and the UPS man said okay let me give you this brand new console instead of delivering it to the DEPO where he can later pick it up :troll:

court dog then gets home from work to see no console but he then look thru his neighbour window to see this..

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courtdog was mad court dog was angry, but court dog don't care court dog let them have it cause court dog is for the people.

so thats the story, court dog bought a brand new xboxone for some nice lil white chillen because he is so kind :usure:


















but won't buy a better mattress for his children

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I think I would be comfortable betting 25% of my life savings that he still sleeps in that used mattress from Craigslist
 
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