General Dating Rules

[Oceanicpuppy]

Ladies: Never trust a dude that wears more jewelry than you.
Fellas: If woman has shifty eyes when you meet her, Give it up she's not into you.
Ladies: Never trust a man with his shirt off in public for no good reason.
Fellas: If a woman looks at you then drops her head, then looks back at you then she's interest.

Other :Ways you tell it's a dude is by the hairline, Men's hairlines are usually square shaped.
Other: To much sarcasm is not playful, you just look like passive aggressive a$$hole.

What are some general dating rules that you've come to notice to be errr..mostly accurate ?

 

[Taadow]

*takes sip of dis Henn Dowg*

The rules are, there ain't no rules. To da beat.

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

Prostitutes have the best stories and are usually charismatic.

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

*takes sip of dis Henn Dowg*

The rules are, there ain't no rules. To da beat.

It's lawless out there

 

[Couth]

Fellas: If she lies once, shes a compulsive liar. Toss her in the bushes.

Fellas: If shes not tryna fukk on the first date, she missed the deadline, bushes. Deez hoes aint virgins.

Fellas: If she tries to make you jealous by telling you about all the dudes she got on her, toss her in the bushes. Shes a drama whore.

Fellas: If she has more male friends than you do Bushes. No explanation needed

Fellas: If she'll strip naked without getting nervous, bushes. You're probably like the 40th nikka to see her naked.

Fellas: If she approaches you first? Bushes. She'll be approaching other nikkas too