General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[The axe murderer]

China keeps eating his lunch. How you show up at a Robotics conference with a non functioning robot that is supposed to be in production by 2025?

Tesla's Optimus On Display At Beijing Robot Conference: Chinese Robotics Industry Gains Momentum With New Innovations - Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA)

Tesla Inc.'s Optimus humanoid robot was displayed at the World Robot Conference in Beijing, which began on Wednesday. The event saw a record 27 humanoid robots debut.

www.benzinga.com

The amount of renewable energy products they putting out the sheer volume is crazy. Elon ain't gonna keep up with that and other car manufacturers going that route. Now this too

 

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China keeps eating his lunch. How you show up at a Robotics conference with a non functioning robot that is supposed to be in production by 2025?

Tesla's Optimus On Display At Beijing Robot Conference: Chinese Robotics Industry Gains Momentum With New Innovations - Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA)

Tesla Inc.'s Optimus humanoid robot was displayed at the World Robot Conference in Beijing, which began on Wednesday. The event saw a record 27 humanoid robots debut.

www.benzinga.com

so they couldn't even get it to do all the stuff they showed on twitter?

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Tesla investor Ross Gerber says he's been dumping the stock because no one wants the company's cars or robots

"We've seen sales go down, and that's what's happening," Gerber said, adding: "If you're expecting a great quarter, you're wrong. They're not selling any Teslas here."

markets.businessinsider.com

 

[The axe murderer]

Huh

 

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[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I hate this man.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Tesla Can’t Even Make Full-Self Driving Work In A Tunnel It Built

Tesla's cars still can't fully self-drive through an empty, pre-planned tunnel

jalopnik.com

 

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https://www.cnbc.com/2024/08/28/musk-xai-accused-of-worsening-memphis-smog-with-unauthorized-turbines.html

 

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Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot Debuts at World Robot Conference, Doesn't Do Any Robot Things

The World Robot Conference in Beijing was a marvelous exposition of our possible future and a showcase of how far Tesla's competitors have come.

gizmodo.com

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Brazil's top court threatens to suspend X in country by Thursday night

BRASILIA (Reuters) -Brazilian Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes ordered billionaire Elon Musk on Wednesday to name a legal representative for his messaging platform X in Brazil within 24 hours or face the site's suspension in the country, a court decision showed. Earlier this month, X...

finance.yahoo.com

 

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Elon Musk tells X staff to write a one-page summary of their achievements to get stock options, report says

In an email to staff reported by The Verge, Elon Musk told staff to submit a summary of their contributions to the company to get their stock options.

www.businessinsider.com

 

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[The axe murderer]

US leads wealthy countries spending billions of public money on unproven ‘climate solutions’

Exclusive: Over $12bn in subsidies awarded for technologies like carbon capture experts call ‘colossal waste of money’

www.theguardian.com

This is no surprise. Its how guys like musk can Grift some ineffective tech

 

[Piff Perkins]

Brazil's top court threatens to suspend X in country by Thursday night

BRASILIA (Reuters) -Brazilian Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes ordered billionaire Elon Musk on Wednesday to name a legal representative for his messaging platform X in Brazil within 24 hours or face the site's suspension in the country, a court decision showed. Earlier this month, X...

finance.yahoo.com

He's going to sell twitter to the banks in 2025 or 2026, bet on it.