General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

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Tesla Gamed The System To Steal Tens Of Millions In Canadian Incentives On The Final Day Of Eligibility - Jalopnik

The Minister of Transport Canada is investigating Tesla after a mountain of rebate requests were filed in the final 3 days of Canada's iZEV incentive program.

www.jalopnik.com

Suspicious Tesla Sales Surge May Have Gamed Canada EV Rebates Illegally

The automaker claimed 8,600 sales in three days, depleting the government's EV rebate fund.

carbuzz.com

 

[Spidey Man]

@Spidey Man

Trump floats labeling Tesla dealership violence as domestic terrorism​

guess we're already there, hard to keep up

That guy who blew up the cybertruck in Vegas in front of Trump international knew what was coming

 

[Tony D'Amato]

@Spidey Man

Trump floats labeling Tesla dealership violence as domestic terrorism​

guess we're already there, hard to keep up

I thought blowing something up was already domestic terror

 

[Loose]

Trump saved tesla stock short term, long term hes fukked.

 

[88m3]

Musk Email Reaches Italian Workers. It Did Not Go Well.

Employees at the Aviano Air Base who serve American forces got a familiar demand to list their achievements. Unions say Italy “is not the Wild West like the U.S.”

www.nytimes.com

 

[Apollo Kid]

 

[MushroomX]

That the American spirit. Bullying. Remind him of when his ass was tossed down the stairs at school and reminded of his place.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Eric Schmidt Joins Relativity Space, a Rocket Start-Up, as C.E.O.

The former Google chief executive is taking a controlling interest in Relativity Space, which aims to build low-cost, reusable rockets to compete against Elon Musk’s SpaceX and to reach Mars.

www.nytimes.com

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt is the new leader of Relativity Space

“I think we’re seeing some tension on how we would optimize Terran R.”…

arstechnica.com

 

[88m3]

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Three College Kids Burned To Death Inside A Cybertruck Because The Doors Wouldn't Open: Highway Patrol - Jalopnik

A CHP investigation has indicated that the crashed truck immediately burst into flames and locked its passengers inside, condemning them to their deaths.

www.jalopnik.com

 

[br82186]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/7Ckyd3EmIv

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/s/B44PYY0jYT

 

[Tony D'Amato]

 

[Jx2]

Nice try, Douche Von Penis

 

[Robbie3000]

JP Morgan is the first on Wall Street to stick the knife in Must. This is major because Must is still on the hook for billions in loans for His Twitter purchase.

“JPMorgan’s $120 share price target for Musk’s company is the lowest on Wall Street, according to FactSet data, and it implies more than 50% downside from Tesla’s $248 ticker Wednesday.”

JPMorgan's Scathing Tesla Prediction: Musk's Car Company Will Report Worst Quarterly Deliveries In 3 Years

Tesla stock had its best percentage gain in two months Wednesday, but some prominent Wall Street analysts are starting to sour on Elon Musk’s company.

www.forbes.com

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Ex-astronaut Mark Kelly debuted his Chevy SUV after dumping Tesla