General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[jerniebert]

 

[nyknick]

“Over recent weeks we’ve received numerous inbound requests to invest in Twitter,” it read, according to a copy reviewed by Semafor. “Accordingly, we are pleased to announce a follow-on equity offering for common shares at the original price and terms, targeting a year-end close.”

 

[bnew]

https://archive.vn/2eIMv

Spoiler: searchable text

There is no other social media platform that comes near enough to Twitter and no other media has the ability to spread messages so fast. The UK & many other Western governments are not prepared for a post Twitter world. I think contingency plans will now speed up. China is happy

 

[Loose]

the feds are watching
you better believe this is happening on IG

I mean no duh lol.

 

[MushroomX]

Just sell more Tesla Stock, TO THE MOON!

 

[Payday23]

Zero chance I'd invest in twitter at anything more than $20 a share

 

[Payday23]

 

[88m3]

 

[88m3]

 

[Armchair Militant]

Tesla investors in shambles

 

[88m3]

 

[88m3]

Tesla investors in shambles

Elon scheming for more ways to dilute their shares

 

[Scholar]

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[88m3]

 

[Pressure]

Elon just trying to show folks the value of CEOs and their inflated pay