General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[ADevilYouKhow]

Is Spring Break in Houston a #RecessionIndicator?

As experts look to unemployment or G.D.P., people online are turning to pop culture moments (like Will Smith’s new album or a new “Ted Lasso” season) as signs of economic instability.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

 

[sjankis630]

At this point Elon needs to just ask for people's Venmo/Cash App number and say they will just bribe you directly!

 

[Wepa Man]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

 

[FAH1223]

 

[jmegamar]

If Dems win this the Rethugs might need to start asking themselves if Musk is worth the trouble. Problem is they can’t get rid of him.

 

[85 East]

Wonder how much tax payers are paying for this bullshyt? Isn't DODGE about finding waste? Sure seems like a lot of it for one vehicle. Let insurance take care of it...

 

[Robbie3000]

Go Nazi, go broke.

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-04-02/tesla-s-sales-flop-is-even-more-shocking-than-elon-musk?utm_source=website&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=copy

 

[3rdWorld]

Elon Musk ‘pressured’ Reddit CEO to remove DOGE posts

World’s richest man’s alleged private plea came after a slew of attacks against his government slashing force and X links being banned on subreddits over his infamous salute

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Jx2]

Imagine going home and telling your family that your detail includes protecting Cybertrucks from meanies

Thin blue line

 

[3rdWorld]

 

[Loose]

Scumbag sold twitter to his other subsidiary xai probably using valuation loans. Pos most likely did it to pay off the outstanding loans he had for twitter that was up against tesla

 

[Slim]

Scumbag sold twitter to his other subsidiary xai probably using valuation loans. Pos most likely did it to pay off the outstanding loans he had for twitter that was up against tesla

He did the same thing with Solar City and got away with it...

No reason to think he won't again.