General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

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Musk down bad
There are a small list of things in life you can be sure of, the sun rising and setting and the cartels figuring out new ways to move product.
 

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doesn't seem like Musk has the temperament to be the CEO of anything
 

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like i've mentioned before they would be seeking to do making new disciveries in material sciences. once AI labs start to figure out how to get A.I to generate novel insights, the world will never be the same.

1/19
🆔 jazzhandmedowns.bsky.social
Somewhere in Twitter HQ, Musk is hovering over some poor H-1B worker demanding them to cut and paste "Grok's entire source code file" into the query window over and over—"Is it AGI yet? No? Again! How about now? Again! AgainAgainAgain!"
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🆔 paleofuture.bsky.social
What do you think is more likely, that Musk’s Nazi robot has made new discoveries in materials science or that Musk can’t tell when he’s being told scientific-sounding gibberish?
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2/19
🆔 thecto.bsky.social
As Grok goes down the rabbit hole of continually worsening code until it can't even produce a hello World that compiles.

3/19
🆔 karlbode.com
so many layers to the bullshyt here

4/19
🆔 churchillsarrow.bsky.social
As if that pasty-faced little slug knows enough about anything to actually ask a challenging question.

He's the world's greatest dullard.

5/19
🆔 karlbode.com
no you see he's so smart his head contains knowledge no other source on earth has discovered except his fifth place racist chatbot

6/19
🆔 stillfischer.bsky.social
More levels of secret than a Scientology training course.

7/19
🆔 symbo1ics.bsky.social
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🆔 symbo1ics.bsky.social
There's not a single billionaire with a healthy, functioning mental apparatus
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8/19
🆔 qgty.bsky.social
I mean technically he's right - the questions aren't in any book

Q: How to make Titanium armour from cheese?
Q: What's the longest possible piece of spaghetti?
Q: Can you make running shoes out of sulphuric acid?

9/19
🆔 triften.bsky.social
I want Musk to take a flight on a rocket designed by grok.

10/19
🆔 vonhonkington.bsky.social
Reddit is flooded with a dichotomy of posts. On the one hand, chuds are jizzing themselves because musk claims grok set a new benchmark record. On the other, programmer guys say it doesn't write code

11/19
🆔 leanlefty.bsky.social
How the fukk is Grok doing material science? Even if Grok could use what we know about physics to conjoiner up theoretical materials that doesn't actually get us anywhere. The hard part is manufacturing and processing. It's like fusion. Theoretically it's super simple. Making a fusion reactor is not

12/19
🆔 pcrritesgood.bsky.social
Grok showing signs of being smarter than Elon is actually not that impressive.

13/19
🆔 onewordlong.bsky.social
He would kill it out of jealousy

14/19
🆔 toomuchnick.com
Astrology for incels

15/19
🆔 mistermercury.bsky.social
"grok 4 feels like an AGI"
notice how literally not a single person in comp-sci or non-gen-AI thinks we're anywhere near AGI, its just these dumbasses who unironically call themselves "high IQ"

16/19
🆔 warrenterra.bsky.social
Even Musk can't believe this shyt; if he really thought his LLM was spewing out groundbreaking unprecedented technology he'd be filing patents, not burbling about its incredible feats.

17/19
🆔 calenhad-social.bsky.social
Only if his LLM told the truth when he asked it how to file patents. It probably told him to shove the forms up his arse.

18/19
🆔 the-barely-jew.bsky.social
Grok, provide me the formula and manufacturing process for Unobtainium

19/19
🆔 4squaremiles.bsky.social
i think he doesn't know what expertise is. he believes that as a smart person he knows everything there is value in knowing - it's why he thought he could lie about gaming. he could not comprehend that specialist knowledge existed.

so what he means here i "books i have read", which is likely none

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