This doesn’t sound like a government shutdown is looming
General Political Fúckery Thread: 119th Congress - Government Shutdown on October 1, 2025?
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This doesn’t sound like a government shutdown is looming
Dillah810
Flat Girther
Dillah810
Flat Girther
1/37
@Acyn
Cassidy: Do you agree with me that the president that the president deserves a Nobel prize for operation warp speed?
RFK JR: Absolutely
Cassidy: But you just said that the covid vaccine killed more people than covid.
RFK JR: I did not say that.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1963618418026057729/vid/avc1/1280x720/u4FzlO5QC_llWjmJ.mp4
2/37
@ChuckThrock
He did say it. I’ve seen the tape 50 times
3/37
@slayergoddess69
Listening to RFK talk is really painful.
4/37
@KILLTHEICON
They lie, they lie, they lie.
5/37
@DjOmegaMVP
OMG. Cassidy opening line saying Trump deserves Nobel Peace Prize and if he were Obama he would have gotten it. What a disgrace
6/37
@KimberlySuth
It’s a little hard to state you did it say something, when it’s on tape. I really wish they had sworn him in.
7/37
@HmJileswrites
8/37
@kimleclerc
Poor RFK Jr. you ask him to be consistent for 30 seconds. How can he do that?
9/37
@DenisonBarbs
The Nobel Peace Prize committee will toss Trumps application in the garbage quicker than Trump ran out on his wife to go sleep with a Pornstar.
10/37
@I_H_101
Very much intersting
11/37
@nikosunity
Only RFK Jr could call the COVID vaccine a mass killer one minute and then say Trump deserves a Nobel Prize for it the next.
12/37
@lisachristinect
RFK is one of those people who is not a successful liar. He cannot keep everything lined up, the story straight and gets jumbled up and tripped up.
Despite that, I am extremely disappointed in him for this right here. I thought he’d stand strong on covid and the vaccine bc he said he would. He’s folded over and over like a cheap accordion. Another Trump a•• kisser.
13/37
@bearsaremean
The vaccine was essentially done 2 months before Warp Speed was even announced, trump did literally NOTHING to develop the vaccine
[Quoted tweet]
the vaccine was developed in March by a German lab with help from Pfizer and Fosun - A CHINESE LAB - 2 months before Warp Speed began on May 15 and 4 months before the prepayment to Pfizer in July. Pence's Task Force didnt even start until 2/26.
trump literally did nothing.
14/37
@TechFocused
fukk Cassidy. He's complicit in this.
15/37
@odinikaeze
Cassidy caught RFK Jr. red-handed.
You can’t say Trump deserves a Nobel for Warp Speed and then turn around and fearmonger about the vaccine’s safety.
Either the vaccines were a historic achievement, or they weren’t. Pick a lane, Bobby. And also see a real doctor for your COPD.
16/37
@CharlesPerreir7
So let me get this dumb shyt straight: Cassidy wants to slap a Nobel Prize on Trump for Operation Warp Speed sure, rushing a vaccine out in record time did save lives, no argument there. But then RFK Jr., the same guy who spends half his life claiming vaccines are secretly killing millions, suddenly backpedals when called out and says, “I did not say that. Research.”
Let’s be crystal clear: the COVID vaccines did not kill more people than COVID. That’s a straight-up lie, debunked by the CDC, WHO, and every credible epidemiologist on the planet. Millions were vaccinated safely while the virus itself tore through populations. Yet RFK Jr. keeps peddling this fear-mongering nonsense, gaslighting the public, and undermining life-saving science.
This isn’t debate it’s performance art for the conspiracy crowd. And Cassidy? Standing there like it’s all sunshine and a Nobel Prize, completely ignoring the real damage misinformation does to public trust and safety. Facts don’t care about your theatrics.
17/37
@EdgeOverLuck
He’s inventing new dimensions of contradiction in real time
18/37
@thediamondboyj
I love when they make them look as stupid as they are.
19/37
@CanadianBlueDem
RFK is so incredibly slippery and slick; he never has any real answers only answers that further his conspiracy theories and then there are his interruptions with obnoxious retorts.
Senator: “Yes or No?”
RFK: “You are wrong!”
20/37
@TellMeMoreFacts
This takes brain worm special type of stupid…
21/37
@PoliticsxPop
God this man is fukkING CORRUPT
Praising Trump every chance he gets even if he “kills”
22/37
@Carina_Amyth
Lying liar.
23/37
@DjOmegaMVP
Clever, schlever -- a doctor voted to confirm a quack.
Can't be forgotten or forgiven.
24/37
@RoxyCG
25/37
@Charlot32274023
ok, that's a good one
26/37
@surfbro26
On a December 2021 meeting with Louisiana lawmakers he referred to the COVID vaccine as the "deadliest vaccine ever made."
27/37
@OOSKM4
oof
28/37
@Stewey444
And yet I'm old enough to recall Bill Cassidy voting in favor of RFK Jr's nomination.
29/37
@FlaniganColette
He lies constantly. He did say that on a podcast quoted in the news just Tuesday.
30/37
@mirphybrown
listen to him breathing
31/37
@Ava_ABQuteee
This was so good..Cassidy put a trap and RFK got caught.
32/37
@Overthinkpeanut
Cassidy set up RFK perfectly.
And then knocked him down.
33/37
@SC993167638
Cassidy was the deciding vote for his confirmation tho. And he’s a medical professional!
34/37
@mirphybrown
35/37
@Abusoru
Well, that's certainly not a good look for RFK Jr.
36/37
@19joho
Dear President Trump: Jealous Deep State Haters and Losers Want to Destroy YOUR Genius, Lifesaving, Nobel-Prize Winning Achievement. YOUR Vaccine.
37/37
@had_a_Jeep
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@Acyn
Cassidy: Do you agree with me that the president that the president deserves a Nobel prize for operation warp speed?
RFK JR: Absolutely
Cassidy: But you just said that the covid vaccine killed more people than covid.
RFK JR: I did not say that.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1963618418026057729/vid/avc1/1280x720/u4FzlO5QC_llWjmJ.mp4
2/37
@ChuckThrock
He did say it. I’ve seen the tape 50 times
3/37
@slayergoddess69
Listening to RFK talk is really painful.
4/37
@KILLTHEICON
They lie, they lie, they lie.
5/37
@DjOmegaMVP
OMG. Cassidy opening line saying Trump deserves Nobel Peace Prize and if he were Obama he would have gotten it. What a disgrace
6/37
@KimberlySuth
It’s a little hard to state you did it say something, when it’s on tape. I really wish they had sworn him in.
7/37
@HmJileswrites
8/37
@kimleclerc
Poor RFK Jr. you ask him to be consistent for 30 seconds. How can he do that?
9/37
@DenisonBarbs
The Nobel Peace Prize committee will toss Trumps application in the garbage quicker than Trump ran out on his wife to go sleep with a Pornstar.
10/37
@I_H_101
Very much intersting
11/37
@nikosunity
Only RFK Jr could call the COVID vaccine a mass killer one minute and then say Trump deserves a Nobel Prize for it the next.
12/37
@lisachristinect
RFK is one of those people who is not a successful liar. He cannot keep everything lined up, the story straight and gets jumbled up and tripped up.
Despite that, I am extremely disappointed in him for this right here. I thought he’d stand strong on covid and the vaccine bc he said he would. He’s folded over and over like a cheap accordion. Another Trump a•• kisser.
13/37
@bearsaremean
The vaccine was essentially done 2 months before Warp Speed was even announced, trump did literally NOTHING to develop the vaccine
[Quoted tweet]
the vaccine was developed in March by a German lab with help from Pfizer and Fosun - A CHINESE LAB - 2 months before Warp Speed began on May 15 and 4 months before the prepayment to Pfizer in July. Pence's Task Force didnt even start until 2/26.
trump literally did nothing.
14/37
@TechFocused
fukk Cassidy. He's complicit in this.
15/37
@odinikaeze
Cassidy caught RFK Jr. red-handed.
You can’t say Trump deserves a Nobel for Warp Speed and then turn around and fearmonger about the vaccine’s safety.
Either the vaccines were a historic achievement, or they weren’t. Pick a lane, Bobby. And also see a real doctor for your COPD.
16/37
@CharlesPerreir7
So let me get this dumb shyt straight: Cassidy wants to slap a Nobel Prize on Trump for Operation Warp Speed sure, rushing a vaccine out in record time did save lives, no argument there. But then RFK Jr., the same guy who spends half his life claiming vaccines are secretly killing millions, suddenly backpedals when called out and says, “I did not say that. Research.”
Let’s be crystal clear: the COVID vaccines did not kill more people than COVID. That’s a straight-up lie, debunked by the CDC, WHO, and every credible epidemiologist on the planet. Millions were vaccinated safely while the virus itself tore through populations. Yet RFK Jr. keeps peddling this fear-mongering nonsense, gaslighting the public, and undermining life-saving science.
This isn’t debate it’s performance art for the conspiracy crowd. And Cassidy? Standing there like it’s all sunshine and a Nobel Prize, completely ignoring the real damage misinformation does to public trust and safety. Facts don’t care about your theatrics.
17/37
@EdgeOverLuck
He’s inventing new dimensions of contradiction in real time
18/37
@thediamondboyj
I love when they make them look as stupid as they are.
19/37
@CanadianBlueDem
RFK is so incredibly slippery and slick; he never has any real answers only answers that further his conspiracy theories and then there are his interruptions with obnoxious retorts.
Senator: “Yes or No?”
RFK: “You are wrong!”
20/37
@TellMeMoreFacts
This takes brain worm special type of stupid…
21/37
@PoliticsxPop
God this man is fukkING CORRUPT
Praising Trump every chance he gets even if he “kills”
22/37
@Carina_Amyth
Lying liar.
23/37
@DjOmegaMVP
Clever, schlever -- a doctor voted to confirm a quack.
Can't be forgotten or forgiven.
24/37
@RoxyCG
25/37
@Charlot32274023
ok, that's a good one
26/37
@surfbro26
On a December 2021 meeting with Louisiana lawmakers he referred to the COVID vaccine as the "deadliest vaccine ever made."
27/37
@OOSKM4
oof
28/37
@Stewey444
And yet I'm old enough to recall Bill Cassidy voting in favor of RFK Jr's nomination.
29/37
@FlaniganColette
He lies constantly. He did say that on a podcast quoted in the news just Tuesday.
30/37
@mirphybrown
listen to him breathing
31/37
@Ava_ABQuteee
This was so good..Cassidy put a trap and RFK got caught.
32/37
@Overthinkpeanut
Cassidy set up RFK perfectly.
And then knocked him down.
33/37
@SC993167638
Cassidy was the deciding vote for his confirmation tho. And he’s a medical professional!
34/37
@mirphybrown
35/37
@Abusoru
Well, that's certainly not a good look for RFK Jr.
36/37
@19joho
Dear President Trump: Jealous Deep State Haters and Losers Want to Destroy YOUR Genius, Lifesaving, Nobel-Prize Winning Achievement. YOUR Vaccine.
37/37
@had_a_Jeep
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Dillah810
Flat Girther
1/18
@maddenifico
Rep. Mark Alford says the quiet part out loud: "If you didn't want to hear my lies, why did you come here?"
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1961133435780509696/vid/avc1/760x420/m2iMgJDveW0ml7Tz.mp4
2/18
@CXXIGracchus
That all the GOP does is lie
3/18
@bouges
If you do not support them, they do not want you to vote. That is one thing we have to do, vote. If we like democracy, we should show that by voting.
4/18
@MrFlickRocks
So good he said the secret part out loud.
5/18
@dishgirl4
At least he's admitting he's a liar!
6/18
@CarmenPoirier4
They already know you're a liar. Why have a town hall then to tell a bunch of lies to your constituents faces? Do you think they are all stupid?
7/18
@IzWideOpen70
Republicans do not give a single shyt about their constituents.
If this does not make it clear enough for you, you are completely lost.
Basically I am going to keep lying to you so get used to it or get out.
8/18
@KaasaPatricia
That's the first honest thing I've heard a Republican say.
9/18
@iicsthruu
He just gifted a great ad to any democrat running against him.
10/18
@solarjedimaster
I went to one this week and must give him credit for actually doing this. That’s commendable.
11/18
@SomersetGrockle
To make you say them out load in front of people?
12/18
@MMarieblanchard
Ooof
13/18
@CurKath
14/18
@newrayven
Honesty? No. Institutional sadism.
15/18
@DarkWebWarrior
to let you know we are going to Fire you in 2026!!
16/18
@juicenightmares
Ummm its his job to listen to those he represents. Ffs, someone tell this man it is literally in his job title to represent them.
17/18
@MantisT0B0GGAN3
18/18
@northstar_wind
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@maddenifico
Rep. Mark Alford says the quiet part out loud: "If you didn't want to hear my lies, why did you come here?"
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1961133435780509696/vid/avc1/760x420/m2iMgJDveW0ml7Tz.mp4
2/18
@CXXIGracchus
That all the GOP does is lie
3/18
@bouges
If you do not support them, they do not want you to vote. That is one thing we have to do, vote. If we like democracy, we should show that by voting.
4/18
@MrFlickRocks
So good he said the secret part out loud.
5/18
@dishgirl4
At least he's admitting he's a liar!
6/18
@CarmenPoirier4
They already know you're a liar. Why have a town hall then to tell a bunch of lies to your constituents faces? Do you think they are all stupid?
7/18
@IzWideOpen70
Republicans do not give a single shyt about their constituents.
If this does not make it clear enough for you, you are completely lost.
Basically I am going to keep lying to you so get used to it or get out.
8/18
@KaasaPatricia
That's the first honest thing I've heard a Republican say.
9/18
@iicsthruu
He just gifted a great ad to any democrat running against him.
10/18
@solarjedimaster
I went to one this week and must give him credit for actually doing this. That’s commendable.
11/18
@SomersetGrockle
To make you say them out load in front of people?
12/18
@MMarieblanchard
Ooof
13/18
@CurKath
14/18
@newrayven
Honesty? No. Institutional sadism.
15/18
@DarkWebWarrior
to let you know we are going to Fire you in 2026!!
16/18
@juicenightmares
Ummm its his job to listen to those he represents. Ffs, someone tell this man it is literally in his job title to represent them.
17/18
@MantisT0B0GGAN3
18/18
@northstar_wind
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1/36
@Ronxyz00
Host: One word to describe this Congress
Johnson: Productive
Hosts: [laughing]
Johnson: Hey, can you argue? First seven months, most productive of any Congress I think certainly in the modern era.
(The 119th Congress is on track to being one of the least productive Congress in recent history)
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1964048185476694016/pu/vid/avc1/1264x720/qhnvMIzHs4TeSB1u.mp4
2/36
@SocratesSword
3/36
@BeauChandler12
JohnPaulson
Is that one word?
4/36
@Robin1971873
"Hosts laughing"
Correct response.
5/36
@BeauChandler12
Productive? Maybe in keeping the President out of jail....
6/36
@m52773827
Laughed at right in his face
7/36
@Christo12919382
LEAST PRODUCTIVE! Even worse than the last Congress!
8/36
@Wbtesq
He's a good Christian. Zero reality contact.
9/36
@fuller_sean
Johnson doesn’t care about anyone’s opinion but Trump’s
10/36
@AprilSaldivar17
Yeah..no one had ever managed to mess up the government so fast.
11/36
@StillRadNotaFad
The bar has been set so low.
12/36
@BoiJuanda
13/36
@GriftTrain
Yeah…about that
14/36
@Jasonbarnes25
Productive? What a clown
15/36
@OxfordFarr66929
Zero self awareness that Moses Mike
16/36
@MirandaTho79951
Impotent is more likely
17/36
@ScottAdams75948
18/36
@zutsuze
19/36
@da54293
MJ
20/36
@Kelly81600861
21/36
@jens_linder
/search?q=#fabricatedinformation
22/36
@JimmyRhythm
Fake Christian lies about what?
23/36
@_jazzlife
They haven’t done anything, nothing. Everything’s been an executive order.
24/36
@missingmyguys
Love their response!! More reporters should be doing this!!
25/36
@Rubence
I thought that laugh is AI generated !
26/36
@jmblsk2
The are productive, keeping those republican pedophiles safe! Doing a great job there
27/36
@awong_SF
Come on, @JakeSherman. You know you wanted to fact check him.
28/36
@gory_e53530
Largest transfer of wealth from the Poor to the Rich in Human history codified into Law? Tax breaks for buying Yachts? Sure, I guess we all have a perspective on what constitutes being "productive". If you mean robbing the middle class and poor blind then sure this fits.
29/36
@GlomskiTerry
Bold faced liar
30/36
@rqangl
What a lying joke!
31/36
@GlomskiTerry
Name one bill that did anything for people other than the wealthy.
32/36
@Spartacus725
LIES, ALWAYS!
33/36
@Jayce_M_grifter
These people just give themselves outrageous accolades that are made up and provably false.
34/36
@Kierangs1
Lies, lies and more lies
Most productive liars
35/36
@cvrife1
Thank you to the hosts.
36/36
@nightowlmike1
I wonder what planet he is living on because it certainly is not this one
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@Ronxyz00
Host: One word to describe this Congress
Johnson: Productive
Hosts: [laughing]
Johnson: Hey, can you argue? First seven months, most productive of any Congress I think certainly in the modern era.
(The 119th Congress is on track to being one of the least productive Congress in recent history)
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1964048185476694016/pu/vid/avc1/1264x720/qhnvMIzHs4TeSB1u.mp4
2/36
@SocratesSword
3/36
@BeauChandler12
JohnPaulson
Is that one word?
4/36
@Robin1971873
"Hosts laughing"
Correct response.
5/36
@BeauChandler12
Productive? Maybe in keeping the President out of jail....
6/36
@m52773827
Laughed at right in his face
7/36
@Christo12919382
LEAST PRODUCTIVE! Even worse than the last Congress!
8/36
@Wbtesq
He's a good Christian. Zero reality contact.
9/36
@fuller_sean
Johnson doesn’t care about anyone’s opinion but Trump’s
10/36
@AprilSaldivar17
Yeah..no one had ever managed to mess up the government so fast.
11/36
@StillRadNotaFad
The bar has been set so low.
12/36
@BoiJuanda
13/36
@GriftTrain
Yeah…about that
14/36
@Jasonbarnes25
Productive? What a clown
15/36
@OxfordFarr66929
Zero self awareness that Moses Mike
16/36
@MirandaTho79951
Impotent is more likely
17/36
@ScottAdams75948
18/36
@zutsuze
19/36
@da54293
MJ
20/36
@Kelly81600861
21/36
@jens_linder
/search?q=#fabricatedinformation
22/36
@JimmyRhythm
Fake Christian lies about what?
23/36
@_jazzlife
They haven’t done anything, nothing. Everything’s been an executive order.
24/36
@missingmyguys
Love their response!! More reporters should be doing this!!
25/36
@Rubence
I thought that laugh is AI generated !
26/36
@jmblsk2
The are productive, keeping those republican pedophiles safe! Doing a great job there
27/36
@awong_SF
Come on, @JakeSherman. You know you wanted to fact check him.
28/36
@gory_e53530
Largest transfer of wealth from the Poor to the Rich in Human history codified into Law? Tax breaks for buying Yachts? Sure, I guess we all have a perspective on what constitutes being "productive". If you mean robbing the middle class and poor blind then sure this fits.
29/36
@GlomskiTerry
Bold faced liar
30/36
@rqangl
What a lying joke!
31/36
@GlomskiTerry
Name one bill that did anything for people other than the wealthy.
32/36
@Spartacus725
LIES, ALWAYS!
33/36
@Jayce_M_grifter
These people just give themselves outrageous accolades that are made up and provably false.
34/36
@Kierangs1
Lies, lies and more lies
Most productive liars
35/36
@cvrife1
Thank you to the hosts.
36/36
@nightowlmike1
I wonder what planet he is living on because it certainly is not this one
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1/36
@Ronxyz00
Host: One word to describe this Congress
Johnson: Productive
Hosts: [laughing]
Johnson: Hey, can you argue? First seven months, most productive of any Congress I think certainly in the modern era.
(The 119th Congress is on track to being one of the least productive Congress in recent history)
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1964048185476694016/pu/vid/avc1/1264x720/qhnvMIzHs4TeSB1u.mp4
2/36
@SocratesSword
3/36
@BeauChandler12
JohnPaulson
Is that one word?
4/36
@Robin1971873
"Hosts laughing"
Correct response.
5/36
@BeauChandler12
Productive? Maybe in keeping the President out of jail....
6/36
@m52773827
Laughed at right in his face
7/36
@Christo12919382
LEAST PRODUCTIVE! Even worse than the last Congress!
8/36
@Wbtesq
He's a good Christian. Zero reality contact.
9/36
@fuller_sean
Johnson doesn’t care about anyone’s opinion but Trump’s
10/36
@AprilSaldivar17
Yeah..no one had ever managed to mess up the government so fast.
11/36
@StillRadNotaFad
The bar has been set so low.
12/36
@BoiJuanda
13/36
@GriftTrain
Yeah…about that
14/36
@Jasonbarnes25
Productive? What a clown
15/36
@OxfordFarr66929
Zero self awareness that Moses Mike
16/36
@MirandaTho79951
Impotent is more likely
17/36
@ScottAdams75948
18/36
@zutsuze
19/36
@da54293
MJ
20/36
@Kelly81600861
21/36
@jens_linder
/search?q=#fabricatedinformation
22/36
@JimmyRhythm
Fake Christian lies about what?
23/36
@_jazzlife
They haven’t done anything, nothing. Everything’s been an executive order.
24/36
@missingmyguys
Love their response!! More reporters should be doing this!!
25/36
@Rubence
I thought that laugh is AI generated !
26/36
@jmblsk2
The are productive, keeping those republican pedophiles safe! Doing a great job there
27/36
@awong_SF
Come on, @JakeSherman. You know you wanted to fact check him.
28/36
@gory_e53530
Largest transfer of wealth from the Poor to the Rich in Human history codified into Law? Tax breaks for buying Yachts? Sure, I guess we all have a perspective on what constitutes being "productive". If you mean robbing the middle class and poor blind then sure this fits.
29/36
@GlomskiTerry
Bold faced liar
30/36
@rqangl
What a lying joke!
31/36
@GlomskiTerry
Name one bill that did anything for people other than the wealthy.
32/36
@Spartacus725
LIES, ALWAYS!
33/36
@Jayce_M_grifter
These people just give themselves outrageous accolades that are made up and provably false.
34/36
@Kierangs1
Lies, lies and more lies
Most productive liars
35/36
@cvrife1
Thank you to the hosts.
36/36
@nightowlmike1
I wonder what planet he is living on because it certainly is not this one
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And here I thought the 118th Congress were fukking incompetent
The 119th Congress was like "hold my beer"
Dillah810
Flat Girther
