General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

[Blackfyre]

@realDonaldTrump
The reason Sarah Sanders does not go to the “podium” much anymore is that the press covers her so rudely & inaccurately, in particular certain members of the press. I told her not to bother, the word gets out anyway! Most will never cover us fairly & hence, the term, Fake News!
10:28 AM - Jan 22, 2019

 

[jj23]

Only took 32 days!

 

[88m3]

smfh

 

[Blackfyre]

@johnrobertsFox
SCOOP: @WhiteHouse has sent a letter to the Sergeant-At-Arms, asking to schedule a walk-through for the SOTU address. SAA cancelled a walk-through last week at the request of @SpeakerPelosi . @realDonaldTrump still plans to be at the Capitol on Jan 29 for the speech
11:30 AM - Jan 22, 2019

 

[Blackfyre]

@ABC
· 3m
NEW: Pres. Trump is preparing for two different State of the Union speeches for different audiences, sources tell @ABC News. https://abcn.ws/2FOzTJ3

ABC News

✔@ABC
MORE: One is a more traditional address delivered to Congress in the House chamber or some other location in D.C., the other prepared for a political rally at a location outside of Washington, D.C., according to multiple sources familiar with the planning. http://abcn.ws/2FOzTJ3

12:16 PM - Jan 22, 2019

 

[Blackfyre]

@Acosta
CNN: FBI has lost several informants who had penetrated target groups at the center of terrorism investigations, a joint terrorism task force coordinator said anonymously in a report released Tuesday by the FBI Agents Association. via @davidgshortell and @SchneiderCNN
1:00 PM - Jan 22, 2019

 

[jj23]

What the hell does that mean!!???

 

[Blackfyre]

@IngrahamAngle
EXCLUSIVE on the new #LauraIngrahamPodcast — the Covington Catholic students threatened by the leftist internet mob will be meeting with @realDonaldTrump at the White House as early as tomorrow. @iTunes @PodcastOne
1:46 PM - Jan 22, 2019

 

[Blackfyre]

@mkraju
McConnell objects to moving forward with House-passed bill to reopen Department of Homeland Security

2:07 PM - Jan 22, 2019

 

[88m3]

What the hell does that mean!!???

It's probably not like losing a glove.

 

[Blackfyre]

edit:

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Why is it always Republicans in the middle of outed secret agents?

 

[Blackfyre]

@washingtonpost
Former Florida attorney general Pam Bondi joins D.C. lobbying firm with ties to Trump https://wapo.st/2FTM5bd
2:45 PM - Jan 22, 2019

 

[88m3]

The Onion

36 mins ·
"Way back in the ’80s, I already knew MLK Day would just be the first step by the powers that be to recast Dr. King’s radical civil disobedience as some sort of bland and ineffective centrism."


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Chuck Grassley Voted Against MLK Day Due To Foreseeing How Everyone Would Dishonor King’s Memory
WASHINGTON—Saying he reached the decision in order to protect everything the civil rights icon represented, Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) confirmed Tuesday that his 1983 vote against making Martin Luther King Jr. Day a national holiday was cast after anticipating that the country would sanitize and d...

 

[88m3]

she belongs in prison