General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

[Blackfyre]

@mkraju
Pelosi’s office releases letter saying she’s invited Trump to deliver SOTU next week based on their conversation today. Sarah Sanders, appearing unaware of this, just suggested to reporters they hadn’t heard from Pelosi yet on a date
4:36 PM - Jan 28, 2019

 

[Blackfyre]

 

[Wild self]

Trump Investigations Reveal Wider Criminality Among US's Business Elite

NO fukkING shyt!!!

Like, doesnt Trump know that those photos would reveal more than he likes?

Looking like a high budget supervillain that cant act for shyt.

 

[Blackfyre]

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

 

[TheNig]

Bruh... Why was Matt Whitaker on TV sweating like he just stole somebody's Pacer?

 

[Worthless Loser]

Bruh... Why was Matt Whitaker on TV sweating like he just stole somebody's Pacer?

Because he's not built for that spotlight.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Bruh... Why was Matt Whitaker on TV sweating like he just stole somebody's Pacer?

looking like he boofed a ghost pepper before he went on.

 

[Blackfyre]

@mkraju
He is on CNN right now

Donald J. Trump

✔@realDonaldTrump

A low level staffer that I hardly knew named Cliff Sims wrote yet another boring book based on made up stories and fiction. He pretended to be an insider when in fact he was nothing more than a gofer. He signed a non-disclosure agreement. He is a mess!

8:46 AM - Jan 29, 2019

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

edit.

 

[ORDER_66]

WHAT A fukkING RETARD BREHS...

 

[Blackfyre]

 

[Blackfyre]

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1090258834311049216/photo/1

Daniel Dale

✔@ddale8
Left: Trump tweet quoting Matt Schlapp
Right: What Schlapp actually said on Fox News
9:42 AM - Jan 29, 2019

 

[Dameon Farrow]

after millions of years of evolution, behold humanities final form!

Spoiler

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Spoiler

yup, mother fukking trolls...can you believe this shyt?
people who are actual world leaders are out here trolling each other, trolling us and trolling nations.
i don't know if i want to or

Politics has been a haven for trolling since its inception.

Trolling is another one of those daily parts of life that people think only took off with the net. Nahhhh....

If anybody believes Hillary lost fair and square they also believe Mueller is wasting his time as his investigation at its core deals with election interference.

Can't have it both ways, folks.

 

[Blackfyre]

@axios
DNI Dan Coats: North Korea "is unlikely to completely give up its nuclear weapons and production capabilities" https://www.axios.com/north-korea-nuclear-weapons-dan-coats-donald-trump-f728c3a5-3f13-4c5a-a21e-068988e1f277.html?stream=top-stories&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=limstream …
10:15 AM - Jan 29, 2019