General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

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"Whether I am a pedestrian, a driver, or a cyclist—from today onward, all 325 million Americans on the road must yield to me and me alone."

WASHINGTON—Threatening to use her absolute power to run over anyone who dares stand in her way, authoritarian Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao declared Tuesday that she has the ultimate right of way in every traffic scenario. “Whether I am a pedestrian, a driver, or a cyclist—from today...

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Authoritarian Secretary Of Transportation Declares She Has Ultimate Right Of Way In Every Traffic Scenario
WASHINGTON—Threatening to use her absolute power to run over anyone who dares stand in her way, authoritarian Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao declared Tuesday that she has the ultimate right of way in every traffic scenario. “Whether I am a pedestrian, a driver, or a cyclist—from today...
 

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The acrimonious divorce case of Rudy Giuliani and his estranged wife, Judith, revealed their lavish lifestyle, including a $230,000 monthly spending habit, and their 6 houses and 11 country club memberships.

Pretrial proceedings revealed the couple’s $230,000 monthly spending, which enabled $12,000 splurges for cigars and $7,000 for fountain pens.

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Giulianis Settle Ugly Divorce Case, Avoiding a Public Trial
Pretrial proceedings revealed the couple’s $230,000 monthly spending, which enabled $12,000 splurges for cigars and $7,000 for fountain pens.

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