General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

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Washington Post
5 hrs ·
Roy Moore is hoping to raise $250,000 to defend himself in a defamation suit brought by a woman who says he touched her sexually when she was 14.


Roy Moore issues grievance-laden plea for money: ‘My resources have been depleted’
“My resources have been depleted and I have struggled to make ends meet,”…
WASHINGTONPOST.COM

 

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AP
3 hrs ·
It's a tiny Nebraska startup that lists just one employee in its Omaha office. But the company was still able to win an $11 million federal contract to help build President Trump's border wall.


APNewsBreak: Questions surround Trump's 1st wall contract
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — A tiny Nebraska startup awarded the first border wall construction project under President Donald Trump is the offshoot of a…
APNEWS.COM

They didn't learn their lesson from the Georgia woman who couldn't deliver the meals to Puerto Rico for the hurricane.

 

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The Hill
16 mins ·
BREAKING: Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin, who was already found to have misused taxpayer money on a European shopping trip with his wife, is now reportedly being investigated for misusing his government-funded security detail for personal errands.


Trump VA chief under investigation for using security detail for personal errands: report
Shulkin was already found to have misused taxpayer money on a shopping trip with his wife.
THEHILL.COM

 

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Mother Jones
2 hrs ·
But Obama had a problem, right?


Donald Trump has spent way more time than we thought on the golf course
MOTHERJONES.COM

 

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The Hill
4 hrs ·
President Trump took to Twitter to attack the mainstream media as "crazy" hours before he is set to attend the Gridiron Club Dinner, one of the oldest media dinners in Washington.


Trump attacks media as 'crazy' hours before attending media dinner
"Mainstream Media in U.S. is being mocked all over the world. They’ve gone CRAZY!" Trump tweeted.
THEHILL.COM

 

[Blackfyre]

Trump vows to strike back at European leaders who warned of retaliation for his tariffs

 

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[ORDER_66]

That's not gonna end well for YOU dumbass...

 

[Json]

They didn't learn their lesson from the Georgia woman who couldn't deliver the meals to Puerto Rico for the hurricane.

Nah. That's exactly what they learned. Pass the blame onto someone else as red meat for Trumpettes.

"Trump hired someone for the wall. They conned us so we're going to make them pay for conning us!"

 

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Andy Borowitz
43 mins ·
BREAKING: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is being guarded by U.S. Marshals after she received a suspicious package containing a science textbook.



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[radio rahiem]

Trump praises 'president for life' of China

 

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The Hill
39 mins ·
Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said top aides to President Trump are trying to damage Kellyanne Conway's reputation.


Christie: Top Trump aides are trying to hurt Conway
Christie pointed at "really awful people inside the White House" taking aim at…
THEHILL.COM

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thehill
Kelly is frustrated with Kushner and Ivanka Trump, questions what they do all day: report hill.cm/wGR83ve pic.twitter.com/sDJdVYthVB
Mar 5, 2018 at 8:45 AM

 

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kylegriffin1
The Senate is preparing to scale back the sweeping banking regulations passed after the 2008 financial crisis. wapo.st/2oNwRKO
Mar 5, 2018 at 8:50 AM