General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

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Andy Borowitz
7 hrs ·
"Making sure I would become President was the worst thing Crooked Hillary ever did," Donald J. Trump claimed.


NEWYORKER.COM

Trump Accuses Clinton of Deliberately Losing Election So He Could Be Impeached
“How could one of the most experienced politicians in history lose to the most unfit candidate ever?” Trump asked reporters.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Things are afoot!

Sean Hannity was Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's third secret client

Sean Hannity!

 

[Blackfyre]

@washingtonpost
A former EPA official said Pruitt remarked that he wanted the larger car because it was similar to ones in which some other Cabinet officials rode https://wapo.st/2HtjHhC

10:20 AM - Apr 17, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

@thehill
JUST IN: Gorsuch sides with liberals, rules against Trump on deportation law http://hill.cm/KDirAf7

11:16 AM - Apr 17, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

@thehill
#BREAKING: Top Trump energy adviser resigns http://hill.cm/aYuUhRE

12:14 PM - Apr 17, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

@kylegriffin1
U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer spent more than $917,000 to furnish the two trade offices near the White House, according to contracts reviewed by The NY Post. https://nypost.com/2018/04/17/trumps-trade-rep-spends-1m-on-new-furniture-blames-obama/ …

3:30 PM - Apr 17, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

 

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these fukking people

 

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The Hill
7 mins ·
Republican leaders in the House of Representatives have announced that votes will no longer be held on Thursday, allowing lawmakers to leave Washington after just two work days.


THEHILL.COM

Congress cancels votes, lets lawmakers go home early
Shorter work periods are expected for the rest of the year.

 

[Blackfyre]

@CNNPolitics
The Department of Homeland Security's decision to end protections for Haitian immigrants is being questioned https://cnn.it/2qDTK4v

4:47 PM - Apr 17, 2018

 

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Jalopnik
3 hrs ·
Tammie Jo Shults, reportedly one of the pilots responsible for landing the Southwest Airlines flight 1380 that experienced an engine explosion earlier today, was also one of the first women pilots in the Navy and one of the first women to fly the F/A 18 fighter jet.


FOXTROTALPHA.JALOPNIK.COM

The Pilot Who Saved That Southwest Flight Is A Badass
Tammie Jo Shults, reportedly one of the pilots responsible for landing the Southwest Airlines flight 1380 that experienced an engine explosion earlier today, was also one of the first women pilots in the…

 

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Opinion | Scott Pruitt Has Become Ridiculous

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

 

[re'up]

Loved the title of the NY Times op ed, a through takedown of a beyond sleazy and opportunistic, evil man.

 

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Face The Nation
10 hrs ·
"You have a right to your own opinion. You don't have a right to your own facts and the science says this is happening," says the billionaire philanthropist in interview to air Sunday


CBSNEWS.COM

Pruitt has 'walked away 100 percent' from EPA job, says Michael Bloomberg
The former New York City mayor's interview with Margaret Brennan to air Sunday on 'Face the Nation'