General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

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The Hill

18 hrs ·
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is being protected by an around-the-clock security detail from the U.S. Marshals Service at a cost of millions each year, according to a new report.


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Millions being spent on U.S. Marshals Service security detail for DeVos: report
Devos is the only member of the Cabinet getting the protection, the report states.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Acting AG Matt Whitaker under fire for alleged Bigfoot, toilet, time travel scams

Acting U.S. Attorney General Matt Whitaker is facing scrutiny over his involvement in alleged scams at a patent company, including claims of time travel, proof of Bigfoot, and a "masculine toilet" invention.

Mother Jones reports Whitaker was named to the advisory board of World Patent Marketing in Nov. 2014, the same month the Miami Beach-based firm announced the launch of an extra-deep toilet designed to help "well-endowed men" go to the bathroom without their genitalia making contact with the porcelain or water.

"The average male genitalia is between 5 inches and 6 inches," the invention-marketing company said. "However, this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that."

Whitaker appeared in some promotional videos for World Patent Marketing, including for a hot tub product, but also used his name as a former U.S. Attorney and Republican candidate for United States Senate to bolster the company's stranger items.




Acting AG Matt Whitaker under fire for alleged Bigfoot, toilet, time travel scams

This administration man.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The Hill

18 hrs ·
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is being protected by an around-the-clock security detail from the U.S. Marshals Service at a cost of millions each year, according to a new report.


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THEHILL.COM

Millions being spent on U.S. Marshals Service security detail for DeVos: report
Devos is the only member of the Cabinet getting the protection, the report states.

Talk about reverse progress. But that swamp water tastes so clean.

 

[Blackfyre]

President of Finland doesn’t recall discussing raking leaves with Trump when they met last weekend in Paris.
3:02 PM · Nov 18, 2018

 

[Pressure]

Oh, I guess now it's different because he's shytting on you.

 

[Hood Critic]

I bet he quietly sobs and curses every night as he scrolls through his twitter feed. As Melania snickers from the other room.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Oh, I guess now it's different because he's shytting on you.

If the media really wanted to harp on his tweets they should focus hard on that one. It's history book worthy and not in a good way. Like people are out here dying behind this and dude gets on a public platform and pulls a Nelson Muntz. Even the most hardcore internet trolls have more chill than that.

And he knew he fukked up because he posted a followup tweet. Kept the old one up, though. Just the lamest shyt in the world.

It's the kinda thing that gets you looked at crazy the rest of your days because it's so unforgivably shady.

 

[Blackfyre]

 

[Blackfyre]

@CNN
JUST IN: CNN files for an emergency hearing after the White House warns that reporter Jim Acosta’s press pass could be revoked again at the end of the month https://cnn.it/2R00khL
9:17 AM - Nov 19, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

@thehill
Ex-staffer’s tell-all book will portray Trump White House as ruthless "Team of Vipers" http://hill.cm/Xp7oRVU
9:22 AM - Nov 19, 2018

 

[3rdLetter]

Acosta shoulda walked back into the WH like

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I bet he quietly sobs and curses every night as he scrolls through his twitter feed. As Melania snickers from the other room.

i don't use twitter so forgive these stupid questions.
can anyone with a twitter account post a response to trump's tweets?
can anyone with a twitter account dm trump?
can you @ trump?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

i don't use twitter so forgive these stupid questions.
can anyone with a twitter account post a response to trump's tweets?
can anyone with a twitter account dm trump?
can you @ trump?

All I know is I seriously doubt he reads any of his replies as they are 99% people talking mad shyt. I notice all of his bots have vanished.

 

[Blackfyre]

"Of course we should have captured Osama Bin Laden long before we did. I pointed him out in my book just BEFORE the attack on the World Trade Center. President Clinton famously missed his shot. We paid Pakistan Billions of Dollars & they never told us he was living there. Fools! We no longer pay Pakistan the $Billions because they would take our money and do nothing for us, Bin Laden being a prime example, Afghanistan being another. They were just one of many countries that take from the United States without giving anything in return. That’s ENDING!"

 

[Hood Critic]

i don't use twitter so forgive these stupid questions.
can anyone with a twitter account post a response to trump's tweets?
can anyone with a twitter account dm trump?
can you @ trump?

Yes, if they are not blocked.
Yes, if he doesn't have his privacy settings set.
Absolutely, but he won't see it if you're blocked.