General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)
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Andy Borowitz
10 hrs ·
Trump's UN pick said that, while career diplomats might spend twenty to thirty years learning about only one country, “I learned about twenty-five countries in fifteen minutes.”
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Heather Nauert Says Visit to “It’s a Small World” Ride Qualifies Her For U.N. Job
Trump’s choice for the post noted that, while career diplomats might spend twenty to thirty years learning about only one country, “I learned about twenty-five countries in fifteen minutes.”
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Andy Borowitz
December 5 at 7:35 PM ·
“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I'm impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump bragged.
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Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments
“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I am impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump said.
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Putin Loses Control of the House
By Andy Borowitz
November 6, 2018
Photograph by Mikhail Svetlov / Getty
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “the biggest disappointment of my political career,” Vladimir Putin conceded late Tuesday night that he had lost control of the United States House of Representatives.
Putin made his concession speech from the Kremlin, where he congratulated the Democrats for waging a “tough fight.”
“Maybe if Facebook and Twitter hadn’t banned so many of my fake accounts, the results would have been different,” Putin said. “But I don’t want to make excuses—I threw everything I had at these races, and I lost.”
Putin did, however, have harsh words for Donald Trump, who opted for a fear-mongering closing argument about immigration despite the Russian President’s objections.
“I warned him that that would kill us in the suburbs, and he ignored me,” Putin said. “I hope this teaches him never to disobey my orders again.”
By Andy Borowitz
November 6, 2018
Photograph by Mikhail Svetlov / Getty
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “the biggest disappointment of my political career,” Vladimir Putin conceded late Tuesday night that he had lost control of the United States House of Representatives.
Putin made his concession speech from the Kremlin, where he congratulated the Democrats for waging a “tough fight.”
“Maybe if Facebook and Twitter hadn’t banned so many of my fake accounts, the results would have been different,” Putin said. “But I don’t want to make excuses—I threw everything I had at these races, and I lost.”
Putin did, however, have harsh words for Donald Trump, who opted for a fear-mongering closing argument about immigration despite the Russian President’s objections.
“I warned him that that would kill us in the suburbs, and he ignored me,” Putin said. “I hope this teaches him never to disobey my orders again.”
Andy Borowitz
December 5 at 7:35 PM ·
“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I'm impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump bragged.
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NEWYORKER.COM
Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments
“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I am impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump said.
this is a satire post.
i read it and thought "yup, this is exactly what i'd expect him to say.|
but it's really just satire that can't satire reality.
how does comedy keep up with post modern reality?
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The Hill
5 hrs ·
The Trump Winery in Virginia, which is owned by Eric Trump, is attempting to hire six more foreign guest workers.
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Trump Winery petitions to hire more foreign workers
The Trump Winery in Virginia is attempting to hire six more foreign guest workers, according to a petition filed with the Department of Labor Thursday.
Andy Borowitz
10 hrs ·
Trump's UN pick said that, while career diplomats might spend twenty to thirty years learning about only one country, “I learned about twenty-five countries in fifteen minutes.”
About this website
NEWYORKER.COM
Heather Nauert Says Visit to “It’s a Small World” Ride Qualifies Her For U.N. Job
Trump’s choice for the post noted that, while career diplomats might spend twenty to thirty years learning about only one country, “I learned about twenty-five countries in fifteen minutes.”
This broad is dumb as rocks. I mean Sarah Palin level of stupidity
Andy Borowitz
December 5 at 7:35 PM ·
“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I'm impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump bragged.
About this website
NEWYORKER.COM
Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments
“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I am impeached, they’re going to watch it,” Trump said.
Did the Onion take over the New Yorker? What kind of mess is this??
