General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

[88m3]

Did the Onion take over the New Yorker? What kind of mess is this??

Yeah, it's their satire section

 

[Worthless Loser]

Trump just said that John Kelly is gone at the end of the month.

Kelly come on down to Mueller's office

 

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

FBI now classifies far-right Proud Boys as 'extremist group', documents say

 

[Ciggavelli]

Not only that, but now the founder has a tv deal

Proud Boys founder finds new home at Glenn Beck’s new media company

 

[fact]

Not only that, but now the founder has a tv deal

Proud Boys founder finds new home at Glenn Beck’s new media company

Gavin already fired, might be a record

 

[Wild self]

Putin Loses Control of the House



By Andy Borowitz

November 6, 2018

Photograph by Mikhail Svetlov / Getty
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “the biggest disappointment of my political career,” Vladimir Putin conceded late Tuesday night that he had lost control of the United States House of Representatives.

Putin made his concession speech from the Kremlin, where he congratulated the Democrats for waging a “tough fight.”

“Maybe if Facebook and Twitter hadn’t banned so many of my fake accounts, the results would have been different,” Putin said. “But I don’t want to make excuses—I threw everything I had at these races, and I lost.”

Putin did, however, have harsh words for Donald Trump, who opted for a fear-mongering closing argument about immigration despite the Russian President’s objections.

“I warned him that that would kill us in the suburbs, and he ignored me,” Putin said. “I hope this teaches him never to disobey my orders again.”

is this real?

 

[88m3]

is this real?

Borowitz is satire, Breh

 

[ORDER_66]

China threatens Canada with 'grave consequences' if Huawei CFO not freed

China threatens Canada with 'grave consequences' if Huawei CFO not freed
canada wanted to be the U.S.'s bytch on this situation detaining this woman on U.S.'s orders they about to get fukked up for it...

 

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[Blackfyre]

@kylegriffin1
The U.S. has rejected language affirming global warming’s severity, joining Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-administration-resists-global-climate-efforts-at-home-overseas/2018/12/09/b94a9ef0-fa41-11e8-863c-9e2f864d47e7_story.html …
9:00 AM - Dec 10, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

@CNNPolitics
House Democrats may probe Jared Kushner's ties to the Saudi crown prince https://cnn.it/2EoooIe
12:33 PM - Dec 10, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

@tparti
Rep. Meadows' statement to Playbook re: COS role is worded interestingly.

"Serving as Chief of Staff would be an incredible honor. The President has a long list of qualified candidates and I know he'll make the best selection for his administration and for the country."
1:12 PM - Dec 10, 2018

 

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@kylegriffin1
Four Democratic senators are requesting the White House hand over documents proving Trump communications advisor Bill Shine is not breaking federal ethics laws as he continues to get paid millions in bonuses by Fox. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/10/democratic-senators-probe-fox-news-payments-to-trump-aide-bill-shine.html …

2:15 PM - Dec 10, 2018

 

[Blackfyre]

@politico
Trump does not have a ready backup for chief of staff after Nick Ayers unexpectedly dropped out of the running https://politi.co/2RPgN8H
2:15 PM - Dec 10, 2018