General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2017-2021)

[Hood Critic]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

The anarchists are coming over with bags of soup.

It’s better than a brick because ya can’t throw a brick it’s too heavy. Cans of Soup..

You can really put some power in it


Soup.

Trump is a crazy old man

There are people out here with no jobs, trying to figure out where their rent and next meal are coming from...pretty certain very little soup is being thrown.

 

[jerniebert]

 

[eastside313]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

The anarchists are coming over with bags of soup.

It’s better than a brick because ya can’t throw a brick it’s too heavy. Cans of Soup..

You can really put some power in it


Soup.

Trump is a crazy old man

Can if soup at full speed will fukk somebody up

 

[Blackfyre]

Melania Trump — whose husband won the presidency in part by crusading against his opponent’s use of a private email server — used private email accounts to conduct White House business, according to her ex-friend, via @jadabird
https://t.co/4dyTXPFiNH?amp=1

 

[Blackfyre]

The owner of an old Kenosha camera shop refused to pose with Trump, saying Trump was using him and his shop for political gain. So Trump had the former owner of the shop pretend to be the current owner for a photo op.
Kenosha business owner declines President Trump photo-op, former owner replaces him

 

[Blackfyre]

DHS withheld publication of intelligence bulletin warning of Russian scheme to push “allegations about the poor mental health” of Joe Biden, per emails and document draft obtained by @ABC. @jonkarl has the full story coming up on @GMA.
DHS withheld July intelligence bulletin calling out Russian attack on Biden’s mental health

 

[jj23]

Wow

 

[Blackfyre]

@atrupar
Part two of Trump's never-ending interview with Laura Ingraham begins with Trump calling on Bill Barr to prosecute the likes of Obama and Biden

 

[Blackfyre]

@NewDay
“Ivanka usurped Melania in every way she possibly could,” says Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, Melania Trump’s former adviser and friend. “I felt it was really important for Melania to participate in some of the things she didn’t want to go to because Ivanka would step in otherwise.”

 

[Blackfyre]

@guardian
Trump told Sarah Sanders to 'take one for the team' after Kim Jong-un winkFormer press secretary describes boorish remarks by president in memoir Speaking for Myself, due out next weektheguardian.com

 

[Blackfyre]

@kylegriffin1
Trump is blowing past the intelligence to accuse China of backing Biden. Officials who have seen the underlying intel say Trump and his allies are misrepresenting what it says: The intelligence community has said no such thing.
Trump blows past the intelligence to accuse China of backing BidenOfficials who have seen the underlying intel say the president and his allies are misrepresenting what it says.politico.com

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Melania Trump Figures It’s Time To Sit Barron Down And Tell Him He Was Bred For His Organs

 

[Payday23]

 

[CSquare43]

**Neg rep pending for putting her back on my screen.




So hey, anyone else need a soup vest? I've got a line on these, I call it the Can-doe-Leer:

 

[Hood Critic]

"....b*tch, you ain't my mama..."