General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)
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BK The Great
Veteran
It’s getting spicy now 
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Jonah
XBOT Suicide Prevention Squad
ADevilYouKhow
Rhyme Reason
Spidey Man
Superstar
At this rate he'll order the Navy to conduct airstrikes on Yankee stadium because Miller saw immigrants in the stands
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
The “normal” happened many years ago.
America been a cooked nation for decades.
NaijaProdigy Redux
Veteran
It makes me physically ill knowing a couple of you deranged weirdos spent months and continue to push soft apologia for this sexual predator and criminal
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
This Nikka Trump really drew a prepubescent female body, wrote a dirty poem implying his love for pedophilia, and signed it with his own name……
And motherfukkers are still denying he is a pedophile. This is his “shoot a someone on 5th ave and get away with it” moment.
And motherfukkers are still denying he is a pedophile. This is his “shoot a someone on 5th ave and get away with it” moment.
[Cool] A terrified young boy from Idaho burst into tears after learning that President Trump is real
1/37
@MeidasTouch
JD Vance may think he’s scoring points by calling Epstein a hoax, but he’s cemented his legacy instead. He will always be remembered as the man who sided with the most notorious child sex trafficker of our time. He will never wash that stain off.
[Quoted tweet]
They have no defense on Epstein if this is the best Vance has got.
They could end this scandal tomorrow by just releasing the files, but they've made an intentional decision that not releasing them is better for them politically.
Think about that: This cover-up, this secrecy—they've decided it's better for them than whatever is actually in the Epstein files.
2/37
@vixflatline
Vance decried Epstein's elite ties as a child trafficking scandal back in 2021, demanding we not forget. Now its a Dem hoax to protect Trump? That 180 reeks of self preservation. Victims justice sold for a ticket to power. Pathetic.
3/37
@CholericCleric
If his boss has lived through a thousand events that left much worse stains and stench, then why can he not survive the ones that come from supporting a criminal and a pedophile? In fact, he will likely be rewarded by the MAGA zombies and the MAGA demigod as a truly loyal devotee.
4/37
@USKnightmare
No pun intended...
5/37
@MetaThis
Later he'll say the first paragraph was the message he was asked by WH to give, and the last line was added by him as his response. Read it again. 🫤
6/37
@joelweihe
He saw what happened to Mike Pence when Mike Pence went against the King
7/37
@RealDroppinGems
But he's well versed in washing off stains... On couches.
8/37
@govtJesus
On the same day it was revealed women are depreciable and “hittable”? But pray in school.
9/37
@sol_roi
that part, but it scares me to ask: will enough people even care knowing
10/37
@PowerRhetoric
I don't think he has a choice. This will haunt the Republican Party for years.
They promised big to their voters, and they won't deliver.
11/37
@ESB36121
There's no defense, and those that try are either stupid, significantly corrupt, or both.
12/37
@FozonCapital
OK, JD Vance.
I look forward to Trump suing the Epstein estate for defamation after they handed over the Trump Epstein birthday book.
13/37
@DjOmegaMVP
Remember kids: @JDVance called trump Hitler.
14/37
@SPAULIE76
JD Vance is a HOAX and a puppet of Peter Thiel
15/37
@StanManWithPlan
Honestly, it seems like Vance was caught off-guard, which is scary. Instead of distancing, he's leaning in.
Does he really not know how bad it is? Or is he so pot committed that it doesn't matter.
16/37
@DjOmegaMVP
How can you go from calling Trump Hitler to now defending him and calling the Epstein file is a hoax. The 180 is fukking insane.
17/37
@DjOmegaMVP
@JDVance is a couch fukker who is protecting his boss, a pedophile.
18/37
@christinavhilt2
are you ppl really this stupid and desperate?
19/37
@Manish0904
Vance has lost his values. Teaching of his ancestors, as well Life now with a different culture did not open their eyes. No ONE should support the WRONG.
20/37
@TuckFrump666
@JDVance might be a closet pedo himself.
21/37
@kara_sibilia
And can’t wait for his daughter to grow up and see who he really is
22/37
@danc00nanauthor
Completely agree.
23/37
@truthmoresocial
Enablers are always cherished…NOT!
24/37
@HoratioOakes
At this point he's stained head to toe.
25/37
@dyear_of_dcat
Just like he'll never get those stains out of his couch.
26/37
@Lady_Rose_Marie
He'll go down in the history books for all the wrong reasons, I hope he's happy about that.
27/37
@jonc901
And you left off Jim Jordan
28/37
@hariniv2505
Politicians weaponizing child abuse cases for political points is exactly why justice is so hard to achieve for actual victims.
29/37
@Blackwolfeye2
Vance is an accomplice to these crimes covering for pedo trump & others , All belong in jail
30/37
@Rant_AlMore
I’m actually very glad he did this lol he’s toast now
31/37
@cow_belle65
The man with a young daughter who …
32/37
@houseofnat_
@JDVance is our next president.
33/37
@chrsturbo
Call it the Epstain
34/37
@Crzy_wshingmach
True, but people will still line up and support the gop because as long as they continue attacking the people that MAGA hates, they will continue to look the other way…
35/37
@HawkeyeOmega5
36/37
@BioSpaceInvestr
This is how they govern
37/37
@karincpryor
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@MeidasTouch
JD Vance may think he’s scoring points by calling Epstein a hoax, but he’s cemented his legacy instead. He will always be remembered as the man who sided with the most notorious child sex trafficker of our time. He will never wash that stain off.
[Quoted tweet]
They have no defense on Epstein if this is the best Vance has got.
They could end this scandal tomorrow by just releasing the files, but they've made an intentional decision that not releasing them is better for them politically.
Think about that: This cover-up, this secrecy—they've decided it's better for them than whatever is actually in the Epstein files.
2/37
@vixflatline
Vance decried Epstein's elite ties as a child trafficking scandal back in 2021, demanding we not forget. Now its a Dem hoax to protect Trump? That 180 reeks of self preservation. Victims justice sold for a ticket to power. Pathetic.
3/37
@CholericCleric
If his boss has lived through a thousand events that left much worse stains and stench, then why can he not survive the ones that come from supporting a criminal and a pedophile? In fact, he will likely be rewarded by the MAGA zombies and the MAGA demigod as a truly loyal devotee.
4/37
@USKnightmare
No pun intended...
5/37
@MetaThis
Later he'll say the first paragraph was the message he was asked by WH to give, and the last line was added by him as his response. Read it again. 🫤
6/37
@joelweihe
He saw what happened to Mike Pence when Mike Pence went against the King
7/37
@RealDroppinGems
But he's well versed in washing off stains... On couches.
8/37
@govtJesus
On the same day it was revealed women are depreciable and “hittable”? But pray in school.
9/37
@sol_roi
that part, but it scares me to ask: will enough people even care knowing
10/37
@PowerRhetoric
I don't think he has a choice. This will haunt the Republican Party for years.
They promised big to their voters, and they won't deliver.
11/37
@ESB36121
There's no defense, and those that try are either stupid, significantly corrupt, or both.
12/37
@FozonCapital
OK, JD Vance.
I look forward to Trump suing the Epstein estate for defamation after they handed over the Trump Epstein birthday book.
13/37
@DjOmegaMVP
Remember kids: @JDVance called trump Hitler.
14/37
@SPAULIE76
JD Vance is a HOAX and a puppet of Peter Thiel
15/37
@StanManWithPlan
Honestly, it seems like Vance was caught off-guard, which is scary. Instead of distancing, he's leaning in.
Does he really not know how bad it is? Or is he so pot committed that it doesn't matter.
16/37
@DjOmegaMVP
How can you go from calling Trump Hitler to now defending him and calling the Epstein file is a hoax. The 180 is fukking insane.
17/37
@DjOmegaMVP
@JDVance is a couch fukker who is protecting his boss, a pedophile.
18/37
@christinavhilt2
are you ppl really this stupid and desperate?
19/37
@Manish0904
Vance has lost his values. Teaching of his ancestors, as well Life now with a different culture did not open their eyes. No ONE should support the WRONG.
20/37
@TuckFrump666
@JDVance might be a closet pedo himself.
21/37
@kara_sibilia
And can’t wait for his daughter to grow up and see who he really is
22/37
@danc00nanauthor
Completely agree.
23/37
@truthmoresocial
Enablers are always cherished…NOT!
24/37
@HoratioOakes
At this point he's stained head to toe.
25/37
@dyear_of_dcat
Just like he'll never get those stains out of his couch.
26/37
@Lady_Rose_Marie
He'll go down in the history books for all the wrong reasons, I hope he's happy about that.
27/37
@jonc901
And you left off Jim Jordan
28/37
@hariniv2505
Politicians weaponizing child abuse cases for political points is exactly why justice is so hard to achieve for actual victims.
29/37
@Blackwolfeye2
Vance is an accomplice to these crimes covering for pedo trump & others , All belong in jail
30/37
@Rant_AlMore
I’m actually very glad he did this lol he’s toast now
31/37
@cow_belle65
The man with a young daughter who …
32/37
@houseofnat_
@JDVance is our next president.33/37
@chrsturbo
Call it the Epstain
34/37
@Crzy_wshingmach
True, but people will still line up and support the gop because as long as they continue attacking the people that MAGA hates, they will continue to look the other way…
35/37
@HawkeyeOmega5
36/37
@BioSpaceInvestr
This is how they govern
37/37
@karincpryor
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1/30
@AntiToxicPeople
Here are two Trump letters from the 1990’s I owned that have never been posted anywhere before.
Signatures are almost spot on identical to the one on the bizarre Epstein birthday card made public today.
2/30
@danielle1332
Why do you have them? Why are you just now sharing with the public?
3/30
@AntiToxicPeople
Because they are totally meaningless otherwise. I buy and sell Presidential letters.
4/30
@ED84VG
iT’s tOtAlLy diFfeReNt
5/30
@SynthaTekAI
I'm really worried that Trump is going to end up in hell and that he already knows it. I pray that he is able to be Redeemed.
One of the biggest clues is the women in his orbit coveting eternal youth and beauty.
That's a sin and only God in Heaven can grant eternal youth and beauty.
If you have a look at the pictures below you'll see what I mean when I say these women are in the grasp of Satan.
The picture on the right is a picture of a woman who has been possessed by Satan. Sure it's a fictional picture that one on the right but the one on the left isn't fake.
What Christian Trump supporters need to do is read Micah 3:5 to understand what is happening today and repent in order to be Redeemed by God.
6/30
@MakanoTakeko
VROM MAR A LAGO WITH LUV
DON 🩷 VLAD 🩷 JEFF
7/30
@TedBuchi
What a loser! How these signatures are identical???!
8/30
@theleaflode
This guy did tweets through letters before tweets existed. There's going to be thousands from the 80s? 90s? From him just signing off little notes like that
bound to find some very obvious matches from different eras of his signature
9/30
@SpevansEvans
Get ready for the "you lie" and "you're gonna get sued" in
3..2..1..
10/30
@JimmySamuels
He’s def going to change his signature starting tomorrow. He may even use a stamp of a different font.
11/30
@AllenH244493
Mark my words… he’s gonna a pardon himself.
12/30
@jabebi1
We all know it’s his signature
13/30
@_ooo0OOOO0ooo_
14/30
@Stephen67971027
Because he signed both
15/30
@kid_hot2
But is card provided live ink for proper comparison?
16/30
@Kusselman
@PressSec take a look at the above and stop making a fool out of yourself.
17/30
@Milkytreat1
And there are a ton more that match.
He definitely did it.
18/30
@GilesBid91902
/search?q=#TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList /search?q=#PedoPresidentTrump
19/30
@josephsmeeks
There's a reason every media outlet is telling their viewers "you decide" instead of bringing in actual handwriting experts to compare it.
They know it's a fake.
20/30
@chaddylo
21/30
@sfmountainbiker
Regardless of the signature, how do you type into a “birthday book”, and why is the type look more degraded than the drawing/signature? It’s clearly a forgery.
22/30
@KarmaTharase
I keep imagining this.....
23/30
@DennisScrapper1
Umm that letter has been posted about 1000 times. You are all fukking lying bytches. Bill Clinton wrote a letter to Epstein you fukking idiots.
24/30
@CrownprincB
Yup
25/30
@CrownprincB
The isolated
26/30
@OblockTodd
27/30
@SirWishbone
Definitely. The subtle curves, the angles and style are identical. You didn't need to be a handwriting expert to conclude that this is the same person signing these letters.
28/30
@csfraw
29/30
@RuffruffN21506
Even if authentic, the page doesn’t implicate Trump in Epstein’s crimes—it’s from 2003, before Epstein’s arrest, and fits their documented social circle. Trump hasn’t been accused in Epstein documents beyond name mentions. Still, it could have been forged recently.
30/30
@n_illumined
Yours are originals. They received & released a photocopy. Easily (and probably) altered.
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196
@AntiToxicPeople
Here are two Trump letters from the 1990’s I owned that have never been posted anywhere before.
Signatures are almost spot on identical to the one on the bizarre Epstein birthday card made public today.
2/30
@danielle1332
Why do you have them? Why are you just now sharing with the public?
3/30
@AntiToxicPeople
Because they are totally meaningless otherwise. I buy and sell Presidential letters.
4/30
@ED84VG
iT’s tOtAlLy diFfeReNt
5/30
@SynthaTekAI
I'm really worried that Trump is going to end up in hell and that he already knows it. I pray that he is able to be Redeemed.
One of the biggest clues is the women in his orbit coveting eternal youth and beauty.
That's a sin and only God in Heaven can grant eternal youth and beauty.
If you have a look at the pictures below you'll see what I mean when I say these women are in the grasp of Satan.
The picture on the right is a picture of a woman who has been possessed by Satan. Sure it's a fictional picture that one on the right but the one on the left isn't fake.
What Christian Trump supporters need to do is read Micah 3:5 to understand what is happening today and repent in order to be Redeemed by God.
6/30
@MakanoTakeko
VROM MAR A LAGO WITH LUV
DON 🩷 VLAD 🩷 JEFF
7/30
@TedBuchi
What a loser! How these signatures are identical???!
8/30
@theleaflode
This guy did tweets through letters before tweets existed. There's going to be thousands from the 80s? 90s? From him just signing off little notes like that
bound to find some very obvious matches from different eras of his signature9/30
@SpevansEvans
Get ready for the "you lie" and "you're gonna get sued" in
3..2..1..
10/30
@JimmySamuels
He’s def going to change his signature starting tomorrow. He may even use a stamp of a different font.
11/30
@AllenH244493
Mark my words… he’s gonna a pardon himself.
12/30
@jabebi1
We all know it’s his signature
13/30
@_ooo0OOOO0ooo_
14/30
@Stephen67971027
Because he signed both
15/30
@kid_hot2
But is card provided live ink for proper comparison?
16/30
@Kusselman
@PressSec take a look at the above and stop making a fool out of yourself.
17/30
@Milkytreat1
And there are a ton more that match.
He definitely did it.
18/30
@GilesBid91902
/search?q=#TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList /search?q=#PedoPresidentTrump
19/30
@josephsmeeks
There's a reason every media outlet is telling their viewers "you decide" instead of bringing in actual handwriting experts to compare it.
They know it's a fake.
20/30
@chaddylo
21/30
@sfmountainbiker
Regardless of the signature, how do you type into a “birthday book”, and why is the type look more degraded than the drawing/signature? It’s clearly a forgery.
22/30
@KarmaTharase
I keep imagining this.....
23/30
@DennisScrapper1
Umm that letter has been posted about 1000 times. You are all fukking lying bytches. Bill Clinton wrote a letter to Epstein you fukking idiots.
24/30
@CrownprincB
Yup
25/30
@CrownprincB
The isolated
26/30
@OblockTodd
27/30
@SirWishbone
Definitely. The subtle curves, the angles and style are identical. You didn't need to be a handwriting expert to conclude that this is the same person signing these letters.
28/30
@csfraw
29/30
@RuffruffN21506
Even if authentic, the page doesn’t implicate Trump in Epstein’s crimes—it’s from 2003, before Epstein’s arrest, and fits their documented social circle. Trump hasn’t been accused in Epstein documents beyond name mentions. Still, it could have been forged recently.
30/30
@n_illumined
Yours are originals. They received & released a photocopy. Easily (and probably) altered.
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196
1/35
@MeidasTouch
Yep. That’s definitely his signature alright.
2/35
@DoritojonesMike
Tired of this stupid hoax.
Either put up or shut up
3/35
@MeidasTouch
They just did — and here you are still defending pedophiles.
4/35
@PatriotVirtus
You have to know how to talk to MAGA.
Hey, MAGAts, I am in no way an expert on signatures, handwriting, or anything, so I am highly qualified to speak on this subject with full authority.
That is 100% his signature. I put all my nonexistent years of studying these things on it.
5/35
@thedullahan2025
It's
his signature
6/35
@slayergoddess69
1000%
7/35
@TBerryman301
Zero journalistic integrity….
8/35
@DeusXMachiavel
9/35
@MatthewUSAF
10/35
@chanmett
Wjat a Karen
11/35
@richard_rosino
Oh yes thats his
12/35
@marybl62
Oy it’s a cult. Look at that lady. Yikes
13/35
@MrMikey615
Look how YUGE that sharpie looks in his tiny baby hands.
14/35
@TDotResident
15/35
@Lady_Rose_Marie
Looks like pubic hair to me.
16/35
@JaneBro16697771
I'd forgotten that. How did she stand being touched by lizard, it is beyond me.
17/35
@arkdee06
"Well, Biden used an AUTOPEN".
18/35
@mosaisms
19/35
@ThmsHoward
I bet she has a pointy black hat & water melts her down.
20/35
@jillharth
21/35
@JewishHispanic
Hey look @grok. Proof that it’s Trumps signature.
22/35
@AlHirschen
From the pen of a pedophile
23/35
@real_steelee
Yes, it is.
24/35
@LeFossile55
He's definately penis poked underage girls previously, however he obviously prefers pen poke on older women
25/35
@tonycenteio
MAGA will be rushing to the nearest tattoo parlor to get inked up with Trumps signature.
Just wait.
26/35
@46thHailCannons
Lol MAGA trying to abuse the hell out of community notes everywhere because they can’t handle it
27/35
@BothSidez_Ezra
Are people really playing this game? It definitely looks like his. Accept it, deal with the consequences, handle it, move on.
28/35
@Pollyhorselady1
Uck!
29/35
@AmericasTeam214
30/35
@fran_ms_
and it's the same sharpie that he uses now to sign federal bills.
disgust1ng.
31/35
@BChungus52
Cmon magats defend him
32/35
@SimonLock74
Did she say thank you @JDVance
33/35
@sdgkjgkjs234324
SIGN MY SKIN WITH PERMANENT MARKER.
ABSORB THE VOID.
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.
34/35
@igotagonow
Trump's signature is all over hell. How can he deny it?
35/35
@_tweeeet_
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@MeidasTouch
Yep. That’s definitely his signature alright.
2/35
@DoritojonesMike
Tired of this stupid hoax.
Either put up or shut up
3/35
@MeidasTouch
They just did — and here you are still defending pedophiles.
4/35
@PatriotVirtus
You have to know how to talk to MAGA.
Hey, MAGAts, I am in no way an expert on signatures, handwriting, or anything, so I am highly qualified to speak on this subject with full authority.
That is 100% his signature. I put all my nonexistent years of studying these things on it.
5/35
@thedullahan2025
It's
his signature6/35
@slayergoddess69
1000%
7/35
@TBerryman301
Zero journalistic integrity….
8/35
@DeusXMachiavel
9/35
@MatthewUSAF
10/35
@chanmett
Wjat a Karen
11/35
@richard_rosino
Oh yes thats his
12/35
@marybl62
Oy it’s a cult. Look at that lady. Yikes
13/35
@MrMikey615
Look how YUGE that sharpie looks in his tiny baby hands.
14/35
@TDotResident
15/35
@Lady_Rose_Marie
Looks like pubic hair to me.
16/35
@JaneBro16697771
I'd forgotten that. How did she stand being touched by lizard, it is beyond me.
17/35
@arkdee06
"Well, Biden used an AUTOPEN".
18/35
@mosaisms
19/35
@ThmsHoward
I bet she has a pointy black hat & water melts her down.
20/35
@jillharth
21/35
@JewishHispanic
Hey look @grok. Proof that it’s Trumps signature.
22/35
@AlHirschen
From the pen of a pedophile
23/35
@real_steelee
Yes, it is.
24/35
@LeFossile55
He's definately penis poked underage girls previously, however he obviously prefers pen poke on older women
25/35
@tonycenteio
MAGA will be rushing to the nearest tattoo parlor to get inked up with Trumps signature.
Just wait.
26/35
@46thHailCannons
Lol MAGA trying to abuse the hell out of community notes everywhere because they can’t handle it
27/35
@BothSidez_Ezra
Are people really playing this game? It definitely looks like his. Accept it, deal with the consequences, handle it, move on.
28/35
@Pollyhorselady1
Uck!
29/35
@AmericasTeam214
30/35
@fran_ms_
and it's the same sharpie that he uses now to sign federal bills.
disgust1ng.
31/35
@BChungus52
Cmon magats defend him
32/35
@SimonLock74
Did she say thank you @JDVance
33/35
@sdgkjgkjs234324
SIGN MY SKIN WITH PERMANENT MARKER.
ABSORB THE VOID.
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.
34/35
@igotagonow
Trump's signature is all over hell. How can he deny it?
35/35
@_tweeeet_
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