General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[Poetical Poltergeist]

 

[88m3]

Dove?

 

[Hood Critic]

 

[Spidey Man]

Think I saw him at Cosmo. Not too many white guys in Celtics jerseys walking around.

 

[wire28]

Think I saw him at Cosmo. Not too many white guys in Celtics jerseys walking around.

@the cac mamba ‘s liberal cousin from Quincy, MA who always gets Aunt Judy heated at thanksgiving

 

[ArchStanton]

Like someone said above, he makes my skin crawl.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/31/trump-arch-washington-dc-america-250-00708590

 

[sjankis630]

I’ve never seen this before. A Big Mac, A fish fillet, A quarter pounder, Fries and a soda in one sitting is absolutely insane.

Does it make it better that the soda was probably a diet Coke? Lol.

 

[Legal]

I just looked up the nutritional info. Not counting the soda, and assuming it's a small order of fries, creh is out here crushing almost 3000 mg of sodium and 95 grams of fat in one sitting. No fukking wonder he's out here dozing off in these mid to late afternoon appearances. Mothefukker's heart is overworked while sitting down.

 

[ArchStanton]

I just looked up the nutritional info. Not counting the soda, and assuming it's a small order of fries, creh is out here crushing almost 3000 mg of sodium and 95 grams of fat in one sitting. No fukking wonder he's out here dozing off in these mid to late afternoon appearances. Mothefukker's heart is overworked while sitting down.

No chance he ordered a small. The soda was most likely a diet, though, based on other stories about him.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I just looked up the nutritional info. Not counting the soda, and assuming it's a small order of fries, creh is out here crushing almost 3000 mg of sodium and 95 grams of fat in one sitting. No fukking wonder he's out here dozing off in these mid to late afternoon appearances. Mothefukker's heart is overworked while sitting down.

Looks like we are all wrong because trump is in perfect health because he says so.

 

[Loose]

This worse than biden, at least with biden people didn't pretend he was not old outside of a few media shills but with trump this guy openly getting medical help, fat and deteriorating?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Looks like we are setting up another attack on Iran. And right after Netanyahu visit. What a coincidence. Nice typo too.

 

[Loose]

Looks like we are setting up another attack on Iran. And right after Netanyahu visit. What a coincidence. Nice typo too.

Deep state trump fighting and slaughtering military weak countries over oil reserves as he pretends to care about human rights as he works with... *checks notes* Israel and Saudi Arabia.

 

[Rice N Beans]

A Big Mac, A fish fillet, A quarter pounder, Fries and a soda makes me sick just thinking about that

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