General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[FreedMind]

Lol one quote I keep thinking about is:

"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fukk things up"

We should've never been in this position after 2020.

 

[Lord Beasley]

it's crazy how MAGAs just believe any lie Trump tells, like we didn't see these things play out live on TV and social media.

 

[Hood Critic]

Got a manager at work who says he's not a Trumper but is. Made a joke about taking over Greenland that he overheard, and he said Trump would never do it and he's joking.

I asked how many times can I joke about smoking blunts on my lunch break before you you stop believing it's funny and make me pee in a cup. Didn't have a good comeback for that one and changed the subject

He had an opportunity to be really petty and missed it.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

'And the money will be controlled by me"

 

[wire28]

Whoopsy

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

5 Democratic-run states are told that their child care funds have been frozen — Axios

The Trump administration sent out letters Tuesday night to five blue states, freezing about $10 billion in funding for child care and social services programs pending a "thorough review," citing concerns over "systemic fraud."

apple.news

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Some Republicans Push Back on Trump’s Designs on Greenland — The Wall Street Journal

President has renewed claim that Denmark-controlled island should belong to U.S.

apple.news

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Blackwater Successor Hunts Immigrants for ICE

Constellis Holdings, which traces its roots to Erik Prince’s mercenary firm Blackwater, landed an ICE contract as a bounty hunter.

theintercept.com

 

[Pressure]

Lol one quote I keep thinking about is:

"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fukk things up"

We should've never been in this position after 2020.

shyt don’t matter. If Americans were stupid enough to re-elect then we can just assume they were going to even convict him.

 

[Kooley_High]

Honestly the fact no one is giving Trump pushback on this new adventurism is a bit worrying. This stuff should be something you agree with because it “owns the libs”

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 (@noelreports@mstdn.social)

Attached: 1 image Donald Trump, speaking to reporters, said the U.S. would "keep the oil" in Venezuela, unlike Bush in Iraq. He claimed 152 aircraft and troops took part, praising the mission as “amazing.” Trump then veered into comedy, mocking Maduro’s dance moves, sharing how Melania hates...

mstdn.social

Trump then veered into comedy, mocking Maduro’s dance moves, sharing how Melania hates when he dances, and declaring himself “king of Boeing sales.”

Un dovelike behavior tbh

 

[jmegamar]

I usually hate hearing his voice but he sounded like shyt yesterday. Almost RFK jr. bad. Them shamans predictions coming true?

 

[jmegamar]

So recently we’ve had dikk Cheney die, California Republican yesterday, one of Reagan’s sons.

 

[Json]

Honestly the fact no one is giving Trump pushback on this new adventurism is a bit worrying. This stuff should be something you agree with because it “owns the libs”

So far it’s only hit neocon targets and there hasn’t been any affect on the American populace.

We are running the Iraq war rules again.

Mexico and Greenland would be the toughest. Cuba the easiest from media standpoint

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Its so easy to distract the American people. Capture a brown leader and the country thinks it's bad ass and forgets about grocery prices and housing. Trump will ramp this up because he knows these operations look good on TV.