General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[jmegamar]

@88m3 you gotta stop posting these onion articles

Hold the fukk up! I thought they said they had 1000s of people signing up to join ICE/CBP.

 

[Spidey Man]

Co-worker: man I have a flight next week. I hope Congress does it's job and fixes the TSA.

Me: Congress had a bipartisan deal last week to fix it but the executive killed the deal.

Co-worker: you're just a Trump hater.

Me: true but I'm right. Fact check me.

Co-worker: tapping away on the computer. Few minutes later. Opening day is this week. How do you think the Mets are going to do.

Me: they'll be fine. They fly private and don't have to deal with the lines.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Co-worker: man I have a flight next week. I hope Congress does it's job and fixes the TSA.

Me: Congress had a bipartisan deal last week to fix it but the executive killed the deal.

Co-worker: you're just a Trump hater.

Me: true but I'm right. Fact check me.

Co-worker: tapping away on the computer. Few minutes later. Opening day is this week. How do you think the Mets are going to do.

Me: they'll be fine. They fly private and don't have to deal with the lines.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Co-worker: man I have a flight next week. I hope Congress does it's job and fixes the TSA.

Me: Congress had a bipartisan deal last week to fix it but the executive killed the deal.

Co-worker: you're just a Trump hater.

Me: true but I'm right. Fact check me.

Co-worker: tapping away on the computer. Few minutes later. Opening day is this week. How do you think the Mets are going to do.

Me: they'll be fine. They fly private and don't have to deal with the lines.

You should've pulled up the YouTube link of the Republican on Fox News saying Trump killed it

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Trump voted by mail in Florida special election despite his rhetoric opposing it

As recently as Monday, Trump called it "mail-in cheating."

abcnews.com

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/20/nx-s1-5754021/trump-democracy-autocracy-dictatorship-reports

This is sad. Upsetting really

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/army-readiness-rates-unacceptable-undersecretary-says-sa-031926

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

US judge orders Trump administration to reopen Voice of America

Some 85% of VOA staff were laid off by Trump who accused the international broadcaster of bias.

www.bbc.com

 

[88m3]

Marco Rubio is first Cabinet secretary to testify in court in 43 years

Secretary of State Marco Rubio was asked about interactions from nearly a decade ago with former Representative David Rivera.

www.newsweek.com

 

[the cac mamba]

this guy is a born loser

 

[BuddahMAC]

 

[jmegamar]

That boy ain’t ready for primetime. He’s even more out of his depth than Noem.

 

[jmegamar]

Keep telling yall Trump is bi. MF woke the fukk up when he saw Hegseth make a jerking off motion.

 

[mson]