General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)
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ADevilYouKhow
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Not satire somehow
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
They obviously coordinated this with the epstein shyt.
PoorAndDangerous
Superstar
the fellatio is the point
i'm just glad Killer Kamala isn't in office. that would have been bad for my first priority, palestine
Palestine is safe from the genocidal democrats thank God
PoorAndDangerous
Superstar
Remember when they lost power due to cold temperatures and his ass flew to Cancun with his family and the evil socialist AoC flew to Texas to help hand out food and supplies
Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
1/11
@Acyn
Reporter: Why was the national weather service not pinging their phones before 7.. Was it a fundamental failure of the federal government’s responsibility to keep us safe?
Noem: Trump is currently upgrading the technology in the national weather service.. we needed to renew this ancient system that has been left in place with the federal government
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1941600404246323200/vid/avc1/1280x720/MdlCpbo_3R8f_eYw.mp4
2/11
@cozzmo73
@grok what happened to the National Weather Service?
3/11
@grok
The National Weather Service (NWS) is operational but facing significant challenges under the Trump administration. Recent reports highlight job cuts, hiring freezes, and proposals from Project 2025 to potentially eliminate or privatize parts of NOAA/NWS. This has raised concerns amid events like the July 2025 Texas floods, where alert failures were noted. Noem's claim of upgrades lacks evidence; instead, sources indicate budget reductions. For details: [The Guardian, The Hill]. https://grok.com
4/11
@JustTheFacts_68
Funny how it worked perfectly before he was sworn in.
5/11
@glitchdotdeals
aging infrastructure… same excuse that was given in Newark a few months ago.
6/11
@andreagail_k
"Trump's currently upgrading the technology in the NWS. We need to renew this ancient system..."
It has been undergoing constant upgrades since the agency's establishment. They stopped its function, not just progress, and fired all the experts.
Repeal & replace in two weeks.
7/11
@andreagail_k
Trump is counting rehires as new hires in the Job Numbers.
They disrupted the entire agency willy-nilly.
8/11
@covie_93
They fired about 20% of the workforce at NOAA!!
9/11
@DaveSixFour
Typical - no accountability whatsoever from anyone in charge.
Just blame others or the previous administration.
10/11
@evahugsyou
Upgrading ancient tech? Took ‘em long enough to catch up with the 21st century.
11/11
@gallymeroreboot
The irony and hypocrisy
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@Acyn
Reporter: Why was the national weather service not pinging their phones before 7.. Was it a fundamental failure of the federal government’s responsibility to keep us safe?
Noem: Trump is currently upgrading the technology in the national weather service.. we needed to renew this ancient system that has been left in place with the federal government
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1941600404246323200/vid/avc1/1280x720/MdlCpbo_3R8f_eYw.mp4
2/11
@cozzmo73
@grok what happened to the National Weather Service?
3/11
@grok
The National Weather Service (NWS) is operational but facing significant challenges under the Trump administration. Recent reports highlight job cuts, hiring freezes, and proposals from Project 2025 to potentially eliminate or privatize parts of NOAA/NWS. This has raised concerns amid events like the July 2025 Texas floods, where alert failures were noted. Noem's claim of upgrades lacks evidence; instead, sources indicate budget reductions. For details: [The Guardian, The Hill]. https://grok.com
4/11
@JustTheFacts_68
Funny how it worked perfectly before he was sworn in.
5/11
@glitchdotdeals
aging infrastructure… same excuse that was given in Newark a few months ago.
6/11
@andreagail_k
"Trump's currently upgrading the technology in the NWS. We need to renew this ancient system..."
It has been undergoing constant upgrades since the agency's establishment. They stopped its function, not just progress, and fired all the experts.
Repeal & replace in two weeks.
7/11
@andreagail_k
Trump is counting rehires as new hires in the Job Numbers.
They disrupted the entire agency willy-nilly.
8/11
@covie_93
They fired about 20% of the workforce at NOAA!!
9/11
@DaveSixFour
Typical - no accountability whatsoever from anyone in charge.
Just blame others or the previous administration.
10/11
@evahugsyou
Upgrading ancient tech? Took ‘em long enough to catch up with the 21st century.
11/11
@gallymeroreboot
The irony and hypocrisy
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Outlaw
New Hope For the HaveNotz
ADevilYouKhow
Rhyme Reason
Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin says his family was saved from Texas flooding — ABC News
"By the grace of God, my family was safe," the governor said.
apple.news
Sick fukk
Damn this is crazy if true
KingTut
Green diamonds like a dill pickle
Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
ADevilYouKhow
Rhyme Reason
’Shock. Frustration. Anger.’ Trump’s tariff letters roil Asian allies — POLITICO
The administration's missives reupping — but also delaying — his tariff threats are further souring the mood toward the US ahead of Secretary of State Marco Rubio's trip to the region.
apple.news
Dillah810
Flat Girther
Even bi-partisan shyt that center-right repubs voted for is getting struck down