General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[Pressure]

Some staffers on chatgpt

 

[ArchStanton]

I had an MRI. I was at Walter Reed and I saw this big beautiful machine. I said what is that? They said , "Sir, its an MRI." I said I know. Then they said, "Sir, do you want to have an MRI, sir!". I said sure. And they call it an MRI. I said wow its an MRI. And they did the MRI. And the machine was blinking, Bing Bong, bing. And a paper came out and the doctors said, "Sir, this is the best MRI we have ever seen." Tears in their eyes

Send this right to SNL. The "I said I know" a second after asking what it is was a masterstroke, sir.

 

[ArchStanton]

BTW in his actual statement where he first said the MRI was one of the best they have seen or it was perfect or whatever, even he knew he had gone too far and added "for the age." Say what you will about him and I do, I hate the motherfukker, but if he wasn't ruining our lives and killing fishermen and so on, he would be one hilarious motherfukker.

 

[Pressure]

BTW in his actual statement where he first said the MRI was one of the best they have seen or it was perfect or whatever, even he knew he had gone too far and added "for the age." Say what you will about him and I do, I hate the motherfukker, but if he wasn't ruining our lives and killing fishermen and so on, he would be one hilarious motherfukker.

You act like he wasn't an annoying fukker who got roasted when he was president for the majority of our lives.

 

[the cac mamba]

lotta projection on the right lately

 

[the cac mamba]

Without revoking birthright citizenship they will never get the numbers they want.


Deporting one 40 year illegal and leaving their three adult/teen kids and grandkids ain’t going to get to Miller’s equilibrium

whatever you think of ICE, it looks like they're about to get worse

 

[Pull Up the Roots]

What gets me isn't just the racism in posts like this, it's how open and acceptable it's become again. People can spew anti-Black hate like this and face zero consequences. It's infuriating.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

What gets me isn't just the racism in posts like this, it's how open and acceptable it's become again. People can spew anti-Black hate like this and face zero consequences. It's infuriating.

Openly genocidal too. Note the “stop reproducing” in there.

 

[Json]

whatever you think of ICE, it looks like they're about to get worse

This just going to up the chances of a “ Doha” incident happening. When you don’t hold power accountable on the small wrongs, it’s just a matter of time before something happens that even the GOP can’t pretend is just law enforcement activity of illegals.

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

I told yall this was gonna happen…the only way to fix this is to increase the size of congress...

He needs to be voted out for this stupid shyt.

 

[jaydolf spitler]

I typed up a whole response for this summarizing what I just watched in this video. But I deleted it all just to say this is insane. This whole video is unhinged. Rubio standing there listening to this with a straight face alternately shifting his eyes every 8 seconds. Then you just listen to the word vomit coming out of this man's mouth...

 

[ArchStanton]

I typed up a whole response for this summarizing what I just watched in this video. But I deleted it all just to say this is insane. This whole video is unhinged. Rubio standing there listening to this with a straight face alternately shifting his eyes every 8 seconds. Then you just listen to the word vomit coming out of this man's mouth...

Rubio looked like he was trying to summon Zack Morris's time-freezing powers so that he could shove Trump down a flight of stairs when nobody was looking.

 

[jaydolf spitler]

They're standing up to Democrats. All of the agencies have similar messages. I went to the sba website recently and it said Bad Dems etc.

This is what DOL and DHS are posting

Are Democrats this bad? Are you making the world and America a better place for future generations? Might be something to think about

Just visited the ICE website for the first time ever and clicked around. They have a list of recent deported individuals and their violent backgrounds which I've heard, but the share links to 4 different social media platforms is batshyt crazy

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[the cac mamba]