George Carlin appreciation thread
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Premeditated
MANDE KANG
eh.....he use to talk the real shyt, but I don't really watch his stuff if I want to laugh. To me, he was more of a lecturer, which is fine.
Just watched some Carlin this morning. Brilliant comedian.
recommend me some actual good stand up dvds from this dude brehs
Any one from the 90's and 2000's are good...jus wiki him and you can see all his releases. The ones before the 90's aren't so great, in my opinion.
the cac mamba
Veteran
yea tbh when he got older and angrier shyt was >>>>>>>>>>
his disdain for religion was
the cac mamba
Veteran
yea tbh when he got older and angrier shyt was >>>>>>>>>>
his disdain for religion was
thanks fam
"What the fukk do white people have to be blue about? Banana Republic ran out of Khakis? The expresso machine is jaaammed? Hootie and the blowfish are breaking up??
"Shyt, White people oughta to understand their job is to give people the blues not to get them...and certainly not to sing or play them. I'll tell you a little secret about the blues, it's not enough to know which notes to play, you gotta know...why... they... need... to...be... played."
"And another thing, I don't think White people should be trying to dance like blacks, STOP THAT! Stick to your f@ggety polkas and waltzes...and that repulsive country rhyme-dancing shyt that you do...and be yourself....BE PROUD...BE WHITE...AND BE LAME...AND GET THE PHUCK OFF THE DANCE FLOOR!"
One of the best to ever do itHis incredibly dark sense of humor could not be fukked with
"Especially if your country is filled with brown people....that's our hobby, bombing brown people....if your country has brown people...WATCH OUT!!!"
Peep him dropping gems on Politicians...he sarcastically defends them....lol
"The Public sucks!!! There's a nice campaign slogan...The Public Sucks, Phuck Hope!"
God bless his soul....he speaks so much truth.
the GAWD... 