George Carlin appreciation thread

[Bernie Madoff]

 

[*Angel*]

"What the fukk do white people have to be blue about? Banana Republic ran out of Khakis? The expresso machine is jaaammed? Hootie and the blowfish are breaking up??

"Shyt, White people oughta to understand their job is to give people the blues not to get them...and certainly not to sing or play them. I'll tell you a little secret about the blues, it's not enough to know which notes to play, you gotta know...why... they... need... to...be... played."

"And another thing, I don't think White people should be trying to dance like blacks, STOP THAT! Stick to your f@ggety polkas and waltzes...and that repulsive country rhyme-dancing shyt that you do...and be yourself....BE PROUD...BE WHITE...AND BE LAME...AND GET THE PHUCK OFF THE DANCE FLOOR!"

White existence summarized perfectly. Complain about mundane shyt, and terrorize and annoy everyone while trying to fit in with them at the same dayum time. When all they gotta do is accept that they are White (lame) and rock that shyt.

He knows his people.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

GOAT CAC comedian.
Levels above Bull Burr and Gary Owen