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That’s what’s up. Good to know I’m not the only person to fight a predatory animal and lived to talk about it. It’s actually not a big deal. See the trick is to make up your mind that you’re going to annihilate your opponent. And the second you make that decision, it is reflected in your eyes and demeanor. And skilled killers, like lions and tigers, will spot that and move accordingly. The first lion I killed was a rather gorgeous specimen. So was his b1tch. She took a liking to me and I caressed her. He didn’t like it. Started with the yap. I got up to leave. He tried lunging, I grab him by his mane. Jumped on his back. Slid a thin rope into his mouth as he roared. Grabbed the rope on my left, while holding on to the other end with my hand. I was still mounted on the back of the lion as if I was riding a horse. I locked my legs, pulled the rope back tightly. Sawed the lions head almost in half. Hopped off it. Then I woke up.
 

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The first lion I killed was a rather gorgeous specimen. So was his b1tch. She took a liking to me and I caressed her. He didn’t like it. Started with the yap. I got up to leave. He tried lunging, I grab him by his mane. Jumped on his back. Slid a thin rope into his mouth as he roared.
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That's crazy. He punked the lion with a swing. Now imagine if he had known Brazilian jiu jitsu.

The lion probably would have left its skin on the floor like a throw rug and motioned to be taken directly to the zoo.
So you watched this video and your first thought was to roll around on the floor with some p*ssy

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That's crazy. He punked the lion with a swing. Now imagine if he had known Brazilian jiu jitsu.

The lion probably would have left its skin on the floor like a throw rug and motioned to be taken directly to the zoo.
Loon fantasies. You getting an open hand blow that will collapse your organs and expose your vitals to fresh air followed by a swift bite to the back of your head that ends your existence. You gonna wake up swinging on the devil.
 
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