Get fired a week before Christmas brehs

[The Nigerian]

locksmiths make damn near 50k a year?

Think about what a person who contracts out work to dozens of those locksmiths makes.

Think about how much money the owners of the company who will fire @flea makes.

 

[At30wecashout]

Walk away as is breaking up with her?

If my girl would rather me fight a guy that we could have walked away from, she ain't my type. It's different if he touches one of us, but I ain't about putting the bite on on dogs that only bark.

 

[PaperEnterprise]

Upon being hired as a locksmith you have to sign a contract stating you can't start a competitive company for like 8 years or something like that

But your brother, sister, mom or dad can.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

That's a nice office

Sorry to hear that @flea

you see how comfy those chairs look?

 

[Juggalo Fred]

So as some of you know, I been doing this locksmith shyt for a few months now and i love it. I love the freedom, using my hands to make some piff happen, the pay . But today I had to work with this guy who is probably one of them lamest mfers I ever met in my life. He's a smart ass, he thinks he knows it all, and he thinks everyone is a dumbass. So anyways, I'm installing a safe and as we're moving it, he gets his finger caught between the safe and the wall and he lets out the most dramatic yell ever super exaggerating. But whatever, he's a "man" so I'm like "cmon lets keep moving this shyt" he throws a temper tantrum saying he's hurt and that I'm the reason he pinched his finger . And then he calls me out my name . So I tell him to watch his mouth. I may let you fakkits in the coli call me a fakkit, but that shyt ain't happening in the real world . He tells me he can call me whatever the fukk I want and he kinda came at me like he was gonna punch me cause he had his hands up so I naturally shoved the shyt out of him when he got near me. This faggit stumbles backwards and slams right into a glass door

He fell right through it shattering the fukking thing. I can't lie, the sound scared the absolute shyt out of me. It was VERY LOUD. Women come rushing out of their offices and are all in shock. They had to call rescue to check his wounds and make sure he didn't have a concussion. Luckily he had no severe gashes or anything, cause I'm pretty sure I would of gone to jail. He calls my manager and later my manager calls me and tells me not to go anywhere . So of course, I bail. I get in my truck and I'm gone. I leave the truck at the shop and I get in my car and head home. While home, the manager calls me back to back and I just let it ring. I know I'm done so why pick up? He finally stops calling and he texts me to drop off my work shirts on Monday and they have to let me go I really liked that job too I'm so lucky i did all my Christmas shopping last week or I would of been fukkED. But anyways, that was my Friday. Now I'm back to square one. Gonna have to start trapping again and putting in applications

We got some slots open at the VCR repair shop I just started at

 

[Arithmetic]

Upon being hired as a locksmith you have to sign a contract stating you can't start a competitive company for like 8 years or something like that

Locksmith industry got 360 deals?