Get ghosted at the altar cause you wanted penis fondue brehettes

Ezekiel 25:17

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If you gotta tell a woman it’s not a good look to let a stranger drip chocolate off his dikk into her mouth at all, let alone in public, the night before her wedding, it’s a 100% chance she’s not marriage material.

That's not what I'm talking about though. Dudes put up with foul shyt so women continue to do foul shyt.
 

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That’s why I never understood having bachelor or bachelorette parties before the wedding. I mean you’re going to have strippers obviously, but wtf will you do if/when shyt gets out of control? Man you got dudes now bringing in girls willing to go the extra mile to get extra paper if you know what I mean. I had to turn it down personally. This is sad if the story is real

I don't know why it is seen as "obviously strippers are going to be involved".

Maybe that's why most marriages end in failure. Last bachelor party I went to, the brother in law was there. Bachelor party before that, friend said right off the bat not to hire strippers.

If people got in the habit of joining families, these things wouldn't happen.
 

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That's not what I'm talking about though. Dudes put up with foul shyt so women continue to do foul shyt.

I feel you but how you gone stop her?

It’s smarter to find a woman that you don’t need to try to teach how to be a woman.
 

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Nothing says “I love you” like AIDS dikk

Condoms don’t exist?

I feel safer fukking with them women in an organized environment than pulling some rando off the streets in the states that nikkas here love bragging about.
 

Ezekiel 25:17

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I feel you but how you gone stop her?

It’s smarter to find a woman that you don’t need to try to teach how to be a woman.


You can do both. Tell her about herself then break up. Enough dudes start doing that and we'll be on the right track
 

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Women amaze me.

I know some men are haters and some lack loyalty, but it is usually apparent or motivated by some gain.

Women will claim someone is their bestie, laugh with them, encourage them to confide in them, and then knife them in the back.

It is remarkable and disturbing.

Nah we not doing this :camby:

Defending hating ass dudes” actions tombout they looking for gain :rudy:

Women are way more loyal to each other in general, just look at these dating threads where women defend and dap each other while dudes are attacking other men and pandering :gucci:

And this was pure :duck: anyway
 

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Some INSANELY unsanitary behavior, too. :scust:

I mean, I know women can do some dumb shyt when they put their minds to it, but partaking of dikk sweat, chocolate, and potential COVID particles attached to the prior two just seems a bit far fetched.
:mjlol:
Y’all don’t women women like y’all think y’all do.
 

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If this is true, I would’ve still showed up and just throughly embarrassed her, since everything was paid for already and there’s no refunds
 

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Something like this happened to some white boy I went to school with..early On 20s.where he was in the army…his girl had a bachelor party in vegas and somehow he found out that it was black strippers and the dude flipped out n called off the wedding

white boy was having mental images like :ohmy:
 
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