Get married brehs.. Sex edition

[semicko82]

Funny how they try to blame the females

But the majority of the time
The male has a low testosterone count
And flabby
And can't get a erection


That's why diet, exercise and developing your inner chi is important


U might be 40ish n can't fukk without pills nor have any desire for p*ssy in general


And that "no fap" shyt can literally drop your testosterone count


But let these coli geeks guide u tho

Yep if workout and improve your sex game you should be ok. The most important thing get with a woman you're attracted to, and doesn't have to be a dime but someone you find personally attractive.

 

[Easy-E]

1. Death of my wife
2. Alimony
3. Sexless marriage

The scariest things--in order--I can think of going through in a marriage

 

[Neuromancer]

When the shoe is on the other foot.

 

[Captain Crunch]

Don’t get no pipe brehettes

 

[Easy-E]

Reading some of the comments are sad

When the Cause of a Sexless Relationship Is — Surprise! — the Man


My 22-year-long sexless marriage began with a misunderstanding. I was grieving. He thought he had found a wonderful woman not interested in sex. I thought I’d found a wonderful man who was kind enough to wait, a little. We married swiftl


It's been nineteen years without sex for me and 8 years or more before that when the sex was obviously perfunctory for my husband and not something he wanted at all. Looking back I wonder if that wasn't the onset of the dementia that is now taking away even more of the man I met 40 years ago.



I've been in a sexless marriage for decades. My husband is the one who stopped showing interest long ago


I spent nearly 32 years in a sexless marriage

HOW THE fukk ARE PEOPLE'S COMMUNICATION SKILLS SO BAD?

 

[sfgiants]

when i was with my ex gf, she had a married friend who was like 26/27 and her husband was the same age

i shyt u not i am not making this up. she made an excel spreadsheet calendar and she had "sex days" where she was going to give sex to her husband
remember, they were in their mid 20s.

and i think the sex day was fridays after she got off her shift as a manager at neiman marcus. 6 days out of the week he had to crank it out, and only on fridays could he get any ass

 

[King of Creampies]

Eh who knows why her husband held back for so long or why she did...wonder what her efforts were to let him know her needs weren't met.

When I was married I had the same problem right after the wedding.

She was hooked on porn and romance novels not to mention having HSV2. We didn't have sex even after I lost the weight which was one of the reasons I had WLS to begin with but the problems were much deeper than that it seemed.

If you are in a sexless marriage then it's probably wise to walk asap because they won't change.