Get shot over assigned seats at a Spider-Man movie brehs

[etrofllenrod504]

If person A comes in and says those are our seats. What's wrong with person B saying my fault let me move to the correct one?

 

[downtheline]

Die because you wanted to watch a movie about a guy in tights swinging through the air.

 

[old pig]

Die because you wanted to watch a movie about a guy in tights swinging through the air.

this shouldn’t have made me laugh

 

[Striving For Greatness]

in 2022 if its not on Netflix, hbo max, or free online I'm not watching it until it is

shooter should've informed the ushers

 

[Payday23]

You can't expect your seat when you showed up late. Definitely not worth doing prison for.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

You can't expect your seat when you showed up late. Definitely not worth doing prison for.

late or not, your seat is good until the end of the bonus/post credit scenes are over


While i dont believe in gun violence, there was something sublty gratifying about this scenario.


That bytch that threw that text book in my face in middle school, this is for you Hoe.



As you can see, i totally despise rude and inconsiderate people. And there’s too many dunces in this world as is. Nothing wrong with a little vigilante action from time to time. Its just regular kinfolk living out their superheroes influences.




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[ORDER_66]

If person A comes in and says those are our seats. What's wrong with person B saying my fault let me move to the correct one?

Arrogance and disrespect... that muthafukka knew those seats wasn't his but see what happens when you act all big and bad?!?

 

[Zero]

y’all and your cartoon opinions…I hope this is sarcasm

Guaranteed last time he shot a gun, it was full of water

 

[Zero]

Lowkey, this is why assigned seating doesn't work.

I have never had or seen a problem in regular theaters with no assigned seating with anybody arguing for seats. Or if it happened, I wasn't there.

 

[lamont614]

Exactly. I actually thought this was going to happen when it saw No Way Home. These two brehs came in about 15 minutes after the movie had started. They went down the aisle in front of me, and stoped in the seat in front of me and told the guy sitting there he was in their seats. There was a seat to the right of him that was open. The seated dude stated he wasn’t in his seat. The two brehs produced their phones and showed where their seats were supposed to be. Old boy continued just to sit there. He didn’t show shyt. It was a dine-in theater so one of the employees had been in the same aisle delivering some food. They showed her their tickets, and the seated dude didn’t show anything but refused to move.

I thought she was going to go get someone but she didn’t. One of the dudes was even kneeling in the row for a couple minutes, I suppose to see if the guy that obviously was not supposed to be sitting there was going to relent. He didn’t. The two brehs then proceeded to storm out. Now, black people have two kinds of storming we do: the storming out that says I’m never coming to this fukking place ever again, and the storming out where we’re looking as we leave to make sure our target is stupid enough to still be there. The brehs storming out was more akin to the latter. However, they didn’t come back.

Couldn’t have been me, though.

yeah I would have poured a whole Pepsi on that cracker that sat in my seat


I’m getting mad thinking about it

 

[Darealtwo1]

There's an uncomfortable amount of nikkas in this thread who seem to think ANY kind of "disrespect" should be met with gun violence which is wild af to me.

Because it's the one thing that gets the message across INSTANTLY. I've tried everything. The only thing that works is them 5.56s. It's all fun a games till them shyts come ripping through your windshield.

I can promise you that man hasn't honked at another driver since.

 

[Blankthawtz]

Movie was #1 with a bullet....

 

[Sterling Archer]

You can't expect your seat when you showed up late. Definitely not worth doing prison for.

fukk outta here. That’s exactly what assigned seating theaters are for. I paid for that seat and I don’t care if I came an hour after showtime, that bytch is mine until the credits roll. Get the fukk up blood.

 

[Burned Verses]

some people deserve a little shooting every so often to learn some manners.

 

[Sterling Archer]

Exactly. I actually thought this was going to happen when it saw No Way Home. These two brehs came in about 15 minutes after the movie had started. They went down the aisle in front of me, and stoped in the seat in front of me and told the guy sitting there he was in their seats. There was a seat to the right of him that was open. The seated dude stated he wasn’t in his seat. The two brehs produced their phones and showed where their seats were supposed to be. Old boy continued just to sit there. He didn’t show shyt. It was a dine-in theater so one of the employees had been in the same aisle delivering some food. They showed her their tickets, and the seated dude didn’t show anything but refused to move.

I thought she was going to go get someone but she didn’t. One of the dudes was even kneeling in the row for a couple minutes, I suppose to see if the guy that obviously was not supposed to be sitting there was going to relent. He didn’t. The two brehs then proceeded to storm out. Now, black people have two kinds of storming we do: the storming out that says I’m never coming to this fukking place ever again, and the storming out where we’re looking as we leave to make sure our target is stupid enough to still be there. The brehs storming out was more akin to the latter. However, they didn’t come back.

Couldn’t have been me, though.

I probably would’ve took off on him depending on who I was with and the method of payment (to be tracked).