Get tested by a bat and fail brehs

[Geek Nasty]

Fell asleep dowstairs with just the TV on and thought I saw a shadow flicker by and some weird noises

Headed upstairs to bed and had just the TV on see another flicker, I’m thinking a big moth turn on the light and a damn BAT is flying around my bedroom

I ran downstairs like a bytch too Started thinking about living arrangements, give that mother fukker the top floor I’ll spend the rest of my life downstairs I can sleep on couch he doesn’t even have to pay rent

So get my grease splatter guard thinking I’ll swat him like a big bee, you don’t know terror until you see a bat flying down a hallway at you, I understand how Batman was going toe to toe with supervillains now Ran like a bytch again

I stayed downstairs for about 5 minutes trying to figure out what do, he must have snuck downstairs and tried to hide under the ceiling beam, but I keep an air rifle in the house, took 5 shots but finally got him. I would have shot him with a real gun if I had to

I think he came in through the chimney becasue I could smell a slight ammonia smell around the fireplace. Turned that shyt on until noon today then closed the vent. I hope that’s how he got in here , I don’t think I’m built for another battle like that. Pray for me brehs

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

You share that dump you call a crib nikka
It's his crib.now

 

[Billie Jean]

I woulda called an animal rescue place throwing up

U gotta sterilize everything it touched

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[Son Goku]

You a p*ssy OP.

 

[boogers]

this happened to me once years ago.. thank god i was halfway drunk. caught that mf with a tennis racket. as an animal lover i felt bad but it was me or him.

sorry lil guy

you did what you had to do OP

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

One time as a kid I hit a bat with a hockey stick right out the front door

They can sense weakness

 

[LuuqMaan]

That was lil breh you took out. They send a signal out.

Big bat breh coming