Getting an Ass Whooping *Unappreciation Thread*

[JamilALAmin]

Thinking you slick and hiding the large belts, and then getting all the small branches off the tree in the front so next time you get a whooping there won't be none for pops to grab

Pops getting even more pissed when he realized what you did and pulling that extension cord out

 

[Uitomy]

The feelings of all yo friends all about their day as normal with each other. Knowing ain shyt about to happen to them

And you just there on the bus andni walk home knowing you're going to. Hell


First it's a 30 min wait
15

You in the house

Yo parent gives a short cold lecture, almost as if reading you your charges before execution


Then after you cry hard af sore and then From anywhere of 1-5 hours

 

[Freddie.Cane]

You sleep like a baby after one of those good ass whoopings tho

I remember seeing my siblings in the corner not knowing they were next

I remember when my cousins use to cry like legit hoes during they ass whoopings

 

[shutterguy]

I went to a catholic school growing up, it was nothing for the teachers and/or principle to paddle you, and they didn't use no weak shyt, using paddle with holes in them for that terminal velocity.

Then get it from moms when I got home cause you know they made that phone call to her. I remember me and my cousins used to catch hell cause we was always in trouble, they lived across the street from a big ass field, cousin's mom would have us go out and pick out the switch we wanna get beat with!

My moms and grandparents turned into pure evil with a belt, had a young nikka sobbing something fierce in the corner. Be in my room like:

 

[Remote]

lol

I got a few but hitting kids isn't the best way.

 

[Freddie.Cane]

lol

I got a few but hitting kids isn't the best way.

I wish my mama felt that way

 

[King Musa]

But, ya'll ain't been hit with an extension cord tho.

 

[Freddie.Cane]

But, ya'll ain't been hit with an extension cord tho.

once in my life by grandma R.I.P.

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

Im an 80s baby so my pops use to be off that "beam me up scotty" too ..mom naggin voice in the background..."Thats enough!" makin him angrier nd shyt worse...me afterward

 

[Lo-Co]

You didn't get Memo 101 - Don't you ever never run from black parents, don't grab the belt, and keep the rhythm -
Didn't *whack
I *whack
Tell *whack
You *whack
Not *whack
To *whack
Have those people calling my job!!!!!!!

Called my teacher a fat fukk

and he called my pops 


I came home shook.

And My father had a voice deeper than mine

I'd walk in and hed be calm. "Come here my son"

"Why ya school call me? Hmm?"


See what had happened was 

"Mi ago box yuh cross yuh bloodclaat face"

 

[SmokyQuartz]

But, ya'll ain't been hit with an extension cord tho.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

I truly didn't appreciate my Aunt's approach to doling out spankings - She discouraged us from tattling on each other BUT that meant that when one of us did something wrong, EVERYBODY got a spanking.
She'd say, "Don't you worry baby I'm sure I didn't get you for something you did."
Pleading & protest be damned.

 

[Lo-Co]

But, ya'll ain't been hit with an extension cord tho.

I got one of my brothers Timbs launched at me only for the toe to hit me in the back

 

[Lady.Libra.]

And another thing I didn't appreciate - "This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you. I've got to teach you!"

 

[Lo-Co]

I truly didn't appreciate my Aunt's approach to doling out spankings - She discouraged us from tattling on each other BUT that meant that when one of us did something wrong, EVERYBODY got an spanking.
She'd say, "Don't you worry baby I'm sure I didn't get you for something you did."
Pleading & protest be damned.

Since no one want to speak, you all getting fukked up! We'd scatter like cats