gangreen
Top Notch
My girl and I go out last night to Panera Bread. She orders chicken noodle soup, half a sandwich and apple juice. This was around 8.
She then tells me she wants to get fukked up tonight. Im like okay. so we buy some Jose Cuervo Tequila and limes from the store.
We get home, Take a shower and finish watching the Thunder v. Grizzlies game in the bedroom.
After the game she is like lets play a drinking game. I'm like ok. So we start playing this game where we guess the answer that the other would say such as if ur boyfriend or girlfriend could be any celebrity who would they be?.it was like 15 question.
Every wrong answer.... u take a shot. This is where the fukkery begins y all
She took like 7 shots and I took like 9 shots ... And we was feeling aight off the vibe of the jose
. she was telling me about her childhood. like shyt she kept secret. i learned alot about why she is the way she is. 
Then she tells me to pull out my johnson and i knew wat time it was
.... I pull it out... and she goes straight for the balls i was like 
and she starts sucking me off 
... she then stops two minutes later saying she was too dizzy to continue.
I was like
... she then takes off her panties and lies back and then lets me beat. While i was giving her my stroke game... she says that she is cumming and she squirts like niagra all up on me and in the bed. 
I mean it was alot brehs... the whole bed was soaked.
I didn't get my nut out and she was half
I then thought 
... I have never nutted on this girls face ever and it was oh so tempting and she was half dead and I thought she wouldn't mind 
.
I then started jerking off near her face. She got up half dead slowly and looked at me like
and I was like
. And then she was like fukk it and let me continue.
I nutted all up on her face, on her chin and on her cheek
and she then looks at me and asks me, are u going to wipe my face 
. I looked at my work 
and then I wiped off my work with a paper towel.
I throw away the paper towel and come back and this bytch was now
passed out in the bed. The bed was soaked.. The room was spinning, and I just said fukk it, put a towel under me and lied down and began watching Sportscenter. this was around 11:30.
I was starting to nod off
when
Like thirty minutes later, she gets up with the quickness
Her: The red dial is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
Her: *Starts Vomitting in The Bed and all up on the pillow*
There is chewed up noodles and carrots and celery and stomach acid and shyt on the bed.
Me:
Get up lets go to the bathrrom.
We go to the bathroom and she heads straight for the toilet and she starts to throw up again but the toilet seat cover is down.
Her Vomit splatters on the cover and all over the walls. I then pull up the toilet seat.... I leave disgusted I can hear her throwing up and she was asking for paper towels but I ignored her. 
Meanwhile I was in my bedroom removing the sheets and pillow case and putting it in the laundry bag...... The room was still spinning
I then head to the bathroom
She looks like this
The Bathroom looks disgusting
Vomit on the walls and on the floor
I then carry her to the couch and put a blanket over her and she is passed out.
I then wash out all the puke on the sheets and pillow case in the shower and then put the sheets, pillow and pillow case in the washing machine downstairs. I then scrub down the bathroom and my mattress.
While cleaning, I accidentally stepped on my laptop which was on the floor and cracked the screen.
I then ordered a new screen off of amazon.com.
I Fell asleep around 4 am in the love chair in my room.... all uncomfortable.
I was exhausted this morning breh and I had to get up at 7:30 for Wills Estates and Trust class at 9 in the morning.
Never Again Brehs Never Again.
When I left this morning, she was like
. And I hated her so much this morning
She then tells me she wants to get fukked up tonight. Im like okay. so we buy some Jose Cuervo Tequila and limes from the store.
We get home, Take a shower and finish watching the Thunder v. Grizzlies game in the bedroom.
After the game she is like lets play a drinking game. I'm like ok. So we start playing this game where we guess the answer that the other would say such as if ur boyfriend or girlfriend could be any celebrity who would they be?.it was like 15 question.
Every wrong answer.... u take a shot. This is where the fukkery begins y all
She took like 7 shots and I took like 9 shots ... And we was feeling aight off the vibe of the jose
. she was telling me about her childhood. like shyt she kept secret. i learned alot about why she is the way she is. Then she tells me to pull out my johnson and i knew wat time it was
.... I pull it out... and she goes straight for the balls i was like and she starts sucking me off ... she then stops two minutes later saying she was too dizzy to continue.I was like
... she then takes off her panties and lies back and then lets me beat. While i was giving her my stroke game... she says that she is cumming and she squirts like niagra all up on me and in the bed. I mean it was alot brehs... the whole bed was soaked.I didn't get my nut out and she was half
I then thought ... I have never nutted on this girls face ever and it was oh so tempting and she was half dead and I thought she wouldn't mind .I then started jerking off near her face. She got up half dead slowly and looked at me like
and I was like . And then she was like fukk it and let me continue.I nutted all up on her face, on her chin and on her cheek
and she then looks at me and asks me, are u going to wipe my face . I looked at my work and then I wiped off my work with a paper towel.I throw away the paper towel and come back and this bytch was now
passed out in the bed. The bed was soaked.. The room was spinning, and I just said fukk it, put a towel under me and lied down and began watching Sportscenter. this was around 11:30.I was starting to nod off
when
Like thirty minutes later, she gets up with the quickness
Her: The red dial is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
Her: *Starts Vomitting in The Bed and all up on the pillow*
There is chewed up noodles and carrots and celery and stomach acid and shyt on the bed.
Me:
Get up lets go to the bathrrom.We go to the bathroom and she heads straight for the toilet and she starts to throw up again but the toilet seat cover is down.
Her Vomit splatters on the cover and all over the walls. I then pull up the toilet seat.... I leave disgusted
I can hear her throwing up and she was asking for paper towels but I ignored her. Meanwhile I was in my bedroom removing the sheets and pillow case
and putting it in the laundry bag...... The room was still spinningI then head to the bathroom
She looks like this
The Bathroom looks disgusting
Vomit on the walls and on the floor
I then carry her to the couch and put a blanket over her and she is passed out.
I then wash out all the puke on the sheets and pillow case in the shower
and then put the sheets, pillow and pillow case in the washing machine downstairs. I then scrub down the bathroom and my mattress.While cleaning, I accidentally stepped on my laptop which was on the floor and cracked the screen.
I then ordered a new screen off of amazon.com.I Fell asleep around 4 am in the love chair in my room.... all uncomfortable.
I was exhausted this morning breh and I had to get up at 7:30 for Wills Estates and Trust class at 9 in the morning.
Never Again Brehs Never Again.
When I left this morning, she was like
. And I hated her so much this morning
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