Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Gentlemen, as a new rule:
You are only allowed one fukk up from now on. Any time after that you catch yourself simpin' on some hoe that's not reciprocating or at the very least fukking you, then you need to be checked on that shyt because she is screwing you over. This is hereby declared on October 6, 2012 to be the new law.
It's for your own good, fellas. You'd be surprised at how much your stock goes up when you stop giving up everything you work for, for free.
You are only allowed one fukk up from now on. Any time after that you catch yourself simpin' on some hoe that's not reciprocating or at the very least fukking you, then you need to be checked on that shyt because she is screwing you over. This is hereby declared on October 6, 2012 to be the new law.
It's for your own good, fellas. You'd be surprised at how much your stock goes up when you stop giving up everything you work for, for free.