Getting everything free solely because you have a vagina appreciation thread

Zapp Brannigan

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Gentlemen, as a new rule:

You are only allowed one fukk up from now on. Any time after that you catch yourself simpin' on some hoe that's not reciprocating or at the very least fukking you, then you need to be checked on that shyt because she is screwing you over. This is hereby declared on October 6, 2012 to be the new law.

It's for your own good, fellas. You'd be surprised at how much your stock goes up when you stop giving up everything you work for, for free.
 

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Gentlemen, as a new rule:

You are only allowed one fukk up from now on. Any time after that you catch yourself simpin' on some hoe that's not reciprocating or at the very least fukking you, then you need to be checked on that shyt because she is screwing you over. This is hereby declared on October 6, 2012 to be the new law.

It's for your own good, fellas. You'd be surprised at how much your stock goes up when you stop giving up everything you work for, for free.
her fukking you has jack shyt to do with you giving away your hard earned money and time. i'd rather have a pocket full of my own money and jack off to internet porn than blow my money on a chick and be swimming in p*ssy.

vagina really ain't worth shyt cause all women have one its like Patrice O'Neal said p*ssy is like the wheels on a car. if you cop a working car its gonna have wheels on it by default so why go seek out the wheels alone?
 

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Bartering your pu$$y for services is not what I consider free, even if no cash is exchanged
 

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If you've got it than its whatever, but dont break the bank trying to impress :beli:
And women be trickin too :mjpls:

Idk if it changes as you age but those professional milfs been good to a young nikka :ohlawd:
 

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If you've got it than its whatever, but dont break the bank trying to impress :beli:
And women be trickin too :mjpls:

Idk if it changes as you age but those professional milfs been good to a young nikka :ohlawd:

All young nikkaz gotta have at least one milf in they life. No bullshyt, no games, just gifts, home cooked meals, and sex. :to:
 
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