You always tag me in the funniest stuff. Okay I’ll help.
@bucks3115
Me : hey hw r u hw was ur weeknd
Her :im good n you ?
my weeknd was good
Me : im alright just got hangover from last night
Her : aww sorry
I ddnt want to ask right away
Me : i learn something in swahili , i said the word (it mean you are cute) , is it right ?
Time was around midnight
She answer the next day in the morning
Her : yea u right , dats the word
Thank you
Me : i knew u wuld be too busy to text me lool
Her : ahahaha not always
Me : Im goin to hospital with my sis
Got something to tell but i will tell u tonite (
mind you dats when i was abt to set up the meeting at crib )
Same night i text
Me : Hey are u there
Still no answer
1. No short hand texting. That’s for 40 year old women who want to text like they’re young. Use full words because you’re a grown adult male.
2. Never ask how her weekend was/ day was/ night was. Not on the initial. Ask what she’s up to in the current so she can lie and be kept on her toes for what’s about to come next. It will make her try to seem interesting to impress you. Also if she asks you, don’t respond to that. Get to your point. The initial texting is all about getting to see someone face to face, not pillow talking...
3. You learn nothing in Swahili. Ever. She can teach you instead. And you can tell her to teach you IN PERSON. Because it automatically seems like you’re trying to impress her. Text message convos are only about setting up face to face in the initial. It doesn’t even have to be anything, you can walk in the park or something. Just get face time.
4. A girl’s mom could be dying and she’ll still find time to text you back. Even if you think she’ll be too busy, never tell the woman that. It communicates insecurity. Stop communicating things that weren’t asked;
5. Please for the love of God, don’t do that “I got something to tell you” nonsense again. What is that?!
Sample conversation
You : What are you up to?
Her : (some bs lie not to look boring) what about you?
You : you looked good last night/ this weekend etc. what’s your schedule looking like?
Her : blah blah blah Thursday
You : blah blah blah agree
Her : blah blah
Wednesday night
You *call : I’m seeing you tomorrow, yes?
Her : yes
You : Alright, wear something nice
*hang up phone