joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
I'm lounging around playing black flag and ufc undisputed 3 when I feel like shooting mofukkas, so I pull out COD: Black Ops after a few months gathering dust in the cd wallet.
As the familiar loading screen appears, along with the intro theme burned into my head after hours upon hours of playing online, good memories suddenly flash into my head about whupping friend's asses on split screen and cussing out racist ass 14 year old white boys on energy drinks, hunting campers and all that shyt.
I was ready to load up my dual mag famas and ballistic knife and merk some mofukkas.
brehs. a few months of not playing makes you so fukking rusty.
I couldn't even handle the usual maximum sensitivity setting.
these caclings were tearing me a new a$$hole (n/h):whyme:
after like, 15 matches of having a retarded KD ratio, I remembered why I stopped playing in the first place.
i finally joined a different server and it just so happened my team on TDM was literally all lower than level 10 noobs. I'm not talking resetting to get to highest level again brehs either. I'm talkin bout literally first couple days playing the game noobs (wtf this game been out for years and yall just playing now???:deadkid:
the other team was all top level gold gun mofukkas, and they actually worked in a team!! dudes had snipers and machine gunners laying suppressive fire and all kinds of shyt
i look at their usernames and they got KSA in the front.. KSA is for Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. I was getting merked by backward ass little arab boys :whyme:
you could tell it wasn't some random camaraderie shyt because they were lethally on point. after 5 matches I left, one of the dudes sent me a message saying haha fukk you, you suck, join islam
I pressed the button to pop the disc out and snapped that shyt into pieces
felt stress relief and a slight tinge of sadness at the same time
tl/dr my rusty ass got whupped at cod black ops by a gang of little arabs and i snapped my fukking disc
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As the familiar loading screen appears, along with the intro theme burned into my head after hours upon hours of playing online, good memories suddenly flash into my head about whupping friend's asses on split screen and cussing out racist ass 14 year old white boys on energy drinks, hunting campers and all that shyt.
I was ready to load up my dual mag famas and ballistic knife and merk some mofukkas.
brehs. a few months of not playing makes you so fukking rusty.
I couldn't even handle the usual maximum sensitivity setting.
these caclings were tearing me a new a$$hole (n/h):whyme:
after like, 15 matches of having a retarded KD ratio, I remembered why I stopped playing in the first place.
i finally joined a different server and it just so happened my team on TDM was literally all lower than level 10 noobs. I'm not talking resetting to get to highest level again brehs either. I'm talkin bout literally first couple days playing the game noobs (wtf this game been out for years and yall just playing now???:deadkid:
the other team was all top level gold gun mofukkas, and they actually worked in a team!! dudes had snipers and machine gunners laying suppressive fire and all kinds of shyt
i look at their usernames and they got KSA in the front.. KSA is for Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. I was getting merked by backward ass little arab boys :whyme:
you could tell it wasn't some random camaraderie shyt because they were lethally on point. after 5 matches I left, one of the dudes sent me a message saying haha fukk you, you suck, join islam
I pressed the button to pop the disc out and snapped that shyt into pieces
felt stress relief and a slight tinge of sadness at the same time
tl/dr my rusty ass got whupped at cod black ops by a gang of little arabs and i snapped my fukking disc
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because discs cost too much breh...
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