Getting that random "Hey you" text from shorty so gawt damm hilarious!

[ThrobbingHood]

I ignore them.

Get sent nude pics.

Ignore them again.

Get sent a video of them masturbating.

Ignore them further.

Get called an a$$hole. Get threatened with being blocked.

Ignore them even more.

Get a message a day later saying “I love you. Why are you treating me like this?”

bytches be crazy.

 

[Marco Zen]

I ignore them.

Get sent nude pics.

Ignore them again.

Get sent a video of them masturbating.

Ignore them further.

Get called an a$$hole. Get threatened with being blocked.

Ignore them even more.

Get a message a day later saying “I love you. Why are you treating me like this?”

bytches be crazy.

Couple of days ago I got texted about 8 paragraphs from a chick telling me what a piece of shyt I am, how I don't care about nobody but myself, how much she hate me and on and on and on...

I responded with "I'm jus tryna figure out when I can get my dikk sucked"

She replied with "well what time you get off work?"


bytches crazy

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Couple of days ago I got texted about 8 paragraphs from a chick telling me what a piece of shyt I am, how I don't care about nobody but myself, how much she hate me and on and on and on...

I responded with "I'm jus tryna figure out when I can get my dikk sucked"

She replied with "well what time you get off work?"


bytches crazy

Brehs. It’s that simple. Be direct. Either she’s down or she’s bushed.

 

[King Khufu]

Those texts be thirst traps.
Boss shyt. This why I text first!
Unless we know eachother on a regular basis. #SwaggerOnPoint

 

[HARLEM AL]

Couple of days ago I got texted about 8 paragraphs from a chick telling me what a piece of shyt I am, how I don't care about nobody but myself, how much she hate me and on and on and on...

I responded with "I'm jus tryna figure out when I can get my dikk sucked"

She replied with "well what time you get off work?"


bytches crazy

This is funny as shyt but this is exactly how it works.

put up or shut up

 

[MoveForward]

Me: I take it there is trouble in paradise?