getting the police called on you is the worst feeling in the world
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only by certain people
thoushallhustle
All Star
The amount of truth in this post
The Nigerian
The Realest Member of TheColi
Never say never when it comes to a Black man and jail.
Instead of the cops, they should've called animal control. 
Chill
Yall making me feel less like a degenerate now
I aint gon stunt, I started crying like a baby when they put me in cuffs. I was like " I ain't do nothing!!!
please don't charge me! Daddy tell them what happened !"
I felt so pathetic
This is why I have love for you.
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
How does it feel knowing that no matter how many black children u swallow that your ugly disgusting cac ass will start aging in dog years by age 31 u hideous cum guZZLER ?
Have a nice night Stuart
You mad cuz you a dumb bytch that got arrested.
Instead of the cops, they should've called animal control.
Pinyapplesuckas
He's A Good Man
For potential tl;dr
A few years back..might have been like 20 at the time.. My boy got into an argument over the phone with his step mom and she basically told him he couldnt come home, and his dad didnt do shyt about it...she was saying all types of wild shyt to him in the phone so he said fukk you 
...
Like an hour later she shows up banging on the door and screaming & shyt and we all come out..There was 4 of us. 3 of us black and one white friend.
So she is laying into my boy with insults and swearing at him...so I just said "hes not even your blood, and even if he was, you should be ashamed of yourself for addressing your son like that" and she ran up to me and punched me in the face
Now at the time i was maybe 220..i'm only 5'9''..but she was like 5'0 maybe 88lbs so that punch didnt do anything at all but piss me off because i told her some real shyt...
My boys start holding me back even though i wasnt gonna hit a woman....and all of a sudden EVERY cop in my neighborhood shows up
They got a call that 10 BLACK MEN were jumping a WHITE KID
...mind you it was 3 black men and 1 white guy who was with us
They talk to dudes stepmom and she says that i hit her....I didnt hit shyt...cop asks me...i tell him i didnt hit shyt...
Cop looks me dead in the eye and is like
"This lady has the cops called on her 3x a week for domestic issues with her husband...All I can say is stay away from this crazy bytch or one day I'm actually gonna have to arrest you whether you did it or not"
At that point I knew i dodged a bullet and was
And went back to smash my nikka in Madden 
Any time i see his step moms in the street though its
...Like an hour later she shows up banging on the door and screaming & shyt and we all come out..There was 4 of us. 3 of us black and one white friend.
So she is laying into my boy with insults and swearing at him...so I just said "hes not even your blood, and even if he was, you should be ashamed of yourself for addressing your son like that" and she ran up to me and punched me in the face
Now at the time i was maybe 220..i'm only 5'9''..but she was like 5'0 maybe 88lbs so that punch didnt do anything at all but piss me off because i told her some real shyt...
My boys start holding me back even though i wasnt gonna hit a woman....and all of a sudden EVERY cop in my neighborhood shows up
They got a call that 10 BLACK MEN were jumping a WHITE KID
...mind you it was 3 black men and 1 white guy who was with us They talk to dudes stepmom and she says that i hit her....I didnt hit shyt...cop asks me...i tell him i didnt hit shyt...
Cop looks me dead in the eye and is like
"This lady has the cops called on her 3x a week for domestic issues with her husband...All I can say is stay away from this crazy bytch or one day I'm actually gonna have to arrest you whether you did it or not"
At that point I knew i dodged a bullet and was
And went back to smash my nikka in Madden Any time i see his step moms in the street though its
I got arr3sted last year too...it sucked. First time ever in my life that happened.
Two black female cops at that
Hand cuffed me and all
Worst 10 minutes of my life
More than likely the lowest time in my life
I ain't go to jail
I ain't even do shyt .....
That's when I realized that I wasn't with the shyts .....I ain't bussin yappas and hittin stains
I'm a fukkin square ....and I'm cool with that , my dad was there.
He looked so disappointed in me
I swear 2015 was the worst year of my life
So many bad decisions
Was driving through bed stuy
got pulled over
gave then my license insurance and registration
cops came back said my licensw was expired and id have to go downtown...
when them cuffs came on a nikka started crying deadass...
they put me in the back of the paddy wagon
took me to the precinct
i spent two hours in a cell and was let go
went to court two months later
was reduced to a 188 fine.
i am a square i embrace it i aint bout that lifw.
The Nigerian
The Realest Member of TheColi
Barack Obama will be in handcuffs at some point in our lifetime. Just watch.
The American
Defending America against cacs
It's older than 29 or 31. I heard it's 40.She might make it to 29 with proper care
And I hope Marty Khan beats the fukk out that thing
Prolly, white people hate him. But he's c00ned out throughout both terms, so he stays off the hook. Honestly, I don't see what he's done for the black community at all He might as be full white, there was no advantage to electing him.
If I catch that grilled cheese built hoe in my city , ima knock ha head offIt's older than 29 or 31. I heard it's 40.
And I hope Marty Khan beats the fukk out that thing
Prolly, white people hate him. But he's c00ned out throughout both terms, so he stays off the hook. Honestly, I don't see what he's done for the black community at all He might as be full white, there was no advantage to electing him.
Reginald Noble
Banned
Black Women the only time they got to deal with police is if they assaulted a CAC bytch.
I been dealing with the authorities since 12 years old they don't phase me. I was trained by relatives working for the city how to handle myself.
Keep your speech to legalese, never open the door without looking through the peep hole, don't ride in just any nikka ride (he could be carrying product ) and don't attend house party with all Black or Latino. Gotta be at least 50% CAC or they calling the boys in blue and everybody getting arrested on BULL.
Been questioned but never detained. I never been arrested, they don't fukk with me because I spoke the Kings English and conducted myself without a nikkatude.
A lot of Black Women get bodied by the police because they step out of their role and make CACs angry. Conduct yourself like a White bytch. Stick to facts and logic. Cut that theatrical shyt out.
I been dealing with the authorities since 12 years old they don't phase me. I was trained by relatives working for the city how to handle myself.
Keep your speech to legalese, never open the door without looking through the peep hole, don't ride in just any nikka ride (he could be carrying product ) and don't attend house party with all Black or Latino. Gotta be at least 50% CAC or they calling the boys in blue and everybody getting arrested on BULL.
Been questioned but never detained. I never been arrested, they don't fukk with me because I spoke the Kings English and conducted myself without a nikkatude.
A lot of Black Women get bodied by the police because they step out of their role and make CACs angry. Conduct yourself like a White bytch. Stick to facts and logic. Cut that theatrical shyt out.