Ghost Poop Appreciation Thread

[We Ready]

You sit down on your throne and feel your entrails slide out of your sphincter and think to yourself , this is gonna be a lot of paperwork.


However, you slide the toilet paper betweenst your cheeks then take a look at it preparing to



But...nothing. There is nothing on the paper so you do another pass just to make sure and low and behold



It doesn't matter how terrible your life is (e.g. @Mook), for that brief, fleeting moment just know that the gods have smiled upon you for the time being.

 

[ThugLife]

Greatest feeling in the world

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

i know the right vitamins and fish oil that gives you clean wipe everytime

 

[Chief]

That shyt is great especially when you look in the bowl and there is nothing

 

[Bud Bundy]

so nothing was in the bowl as well? I think you have a colon problem.

 

[JerkPork]

 

[We Ready]

so nothing was in the bowl as well? I think you have a colon problem.

I don't know about the nothing in the bowl thing. That means you didn't shyt. I'm talking about a clean wipe after a good poo poo.

 

[Bud Bundy]

I don't know about the nothing in the bowl thing. That means you didn't shyt. I'm talking about a clean wipe after a good poo poo.

means you prob were not hydrated enough. drink some more water and you will not strain so much when you shyt.

 

[We Ready]

means you prob were not hydrated enough. drink some more water and you will not strain so much when you shyt.

I don't want to do anything that is gonna stop clean wipes.


I was saying that someone else mentioned not having anything in the bowl..that wasn't me.

 

[Bud Bundy]

I don't want to do anything that is gonna stop clean wipes.


I was saying that someone else mentioned not having anything in the bowl..that wasn't me.

that dude has a colon problem. your prob not hydrated enough. But you will be straining your shyts more.

i guess it is just a trade off though.

 

[Ricky Church]

that's the dopest shyt ever (pun intended)