Ghostface Killah’s (AKA C. Gambino) 3rd Annual Top 10 Softest Rappers in the Game List!
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Copy and paste, breh. Neg Rep10. Drizzy Drake
Surprise nikkas! Ya boy Young Angel is bizzack like he forgot his lip balms. Ayo yall remember the reactions nikkas had when they seen those pictures that the nikka Jay-Z threw up on the Summer Jam screen of Prodigy dressed up like Mike Jackson? nikkas looked at that shyt like it was pictures of son doin cartwheels in a bikini yo. nikkas thought that nikkas career got dealt a deathblow wit that shyt nahmean. N maybe it did kinda shake my nikka up namsayin….I dont know. But in the meantime this merry little muthafukka right here got pictures of hisself sittin on broads laps n more pictures of hisself embracin other dudes than any nikka known to man…n he STILL goin on wit life like that shyt all good. Cos aint nobody SHOCKED when they see the sus nikka wit liquid vagina flowin thru his veins doin that shyt namsayin. nikkas practically EXPECT that shyt from son namsayin. But when you compare the MJ costume to this Farnsworth Bentley of Middle Earth look….you really cant see nothin that wrong wit the Prodigy pictures no more son. Either way…when it comes to Aubs you are lookin at the most softboiled creature on Gods green earth yo. This nikkas music is so light in the ass that if you look real close at ya speakers when you playin his joints you can see tiny little heart bubbles comin outta em son.
9. Big Sean
I buy a lot a music son so it aint unusual for Tone to end up coppin shyt n then givin it away or throwin it out the window while Im drivin n shyt namsayin. I try to give nikkas a chance. I even held this nikkas cd in my hand n looked at it like I dont kno…. should I drop 8 bucks on this shyt n give son a clean slate? I ended up puttin it down n coppin the Curren$y joint after I came back to my senses n shyt tho. But I ended up hearin it anyway namsayin. To be honest wit yalls…I was kinda feelin most those beats. But I cant get past this nikkas rhymin yo. What really had me shakin my head n questionin the nikkas sanity was son had the nerve to call those bars he spit on the BET awards wit them other g.o.o.d. music nikkas the “verse of the year”. Like forreal forreal….this nikka is outta his fukkin mind son. nikka said in plain english “tell me that wasnt verse of the year” on his So Much More joint. That shyt wasnt even the verse of that cipher son….nevermind year! Its possible that the only nikka that didnt spit nicer bars was Kanye. But I think that nikka Ye actually went off the head wit summa that shyt. To make shyt even worse tho the nikka Kanye recently said ”What Beyonce is to R&B…Big Sean can be to rap.” That is a quote son. In reality this nikka aint got a original bone in his body so he aint gon ever be the Beyonce of rap….but how his own boss comparin him to broads yo? Yeah yeah I kno nikkas heard sons supa dupa shyt n ran wit it…………………. baton. But other nikkas was doin that shyt when Medium Sean was still a fetus anyways yo. Go ask Sean Price. Either way tho….it aint like I hate this nikka. But he need to stop the diva shyt n all the talk bout wantin to be famous n jus make some decent music or some shyt nahmean.
8. Kanye West
Now I got nothin but love for the nikka Yeezy nahmean. I jus wanna make that shyt very clear yo. Son is a genius n he a muthafukkin animal when he get in the studio namsayin. That nikka will bite the head off a dove when he in the booth son. Son aint really the most lyrical nikka on earth like that…but he got a lot of heart n charisma namsayin. Nevermind what that nikka do when he behind the boards son….I aint even gotta tell you he gets busy g. I love this nikkas music son. BUT this muthafukka done put on womens garments one too many times to not get called out for it son. This nikkas drivin his gender mobile in the middle of the freeway wit no regards for which way the traffic is goin AT ALL b. This nikka aint jus gon be rockin the entire Chanel spring collection n not catch no flack for that shyt nahmean. The nikka dont only throw on a couple questionable accessories here n there tho…he actually dresses straight up in shyt that was designed for broads like he jus dont give a fukk namsayin. I cant condone that shyt son. I been known to rock some elegant shyt from time to time too son but this nikka done put the flame back in flamboyant yo. That shyt aint even unisex my nikka. Cmon son. Crossdressin aint fly son. fukk is you doin Ye?
7. J. Cole
Now before all yall Cole stans who been lookin past this nikka’s boring ass songs for years start cryin over this shyt like you in a Trey Songz video….hear me out yo. I kno the nikka can spit. I kno he got a couple dope production wins under his belt too. But despite all that….its like this nikkas been readin from Memphis Bleek’s book on ’100 Ways To Fail Even When Ya Mentor Is The Biggest nikka In Hip Hop’ all this time son. Also why this nikka always gotta have a facial expression lookin like somebody jus stole his bike n shyt? Is this nikka capable of a genuine moment of happiness yo? I dont think so son. This nikkas own shadow gets depressed from hangin round his bitter ass. But when he do try n make some party type shyt for the broads that shyt jus ends up soundin unnatural as fukk anyway. For example the nikkas got absolutely no clue what he spose to be doin on shyt like Work Out. Son was like….”Uhhh…bytches love old Paula Abdul shyt…Imma jus sing some old Paula Abdul shyt rite here…” n lost his composure all over that shyt yo. Lets jus accept the fact that the nikka is too emotionally delicate to pull this shyt off. Son aint the second comin of Nas like nikkas was hypin him up to be. Nas was on like 4 joints before he dropped. his first album. 2 of those shyts ended up on Illmatic. Illmatic had 10 tracks. 1 a those tracks was a intro. You see where Im goin wit this? This nikka got like 40 to 50 joints out n his label still aint NOWHERE ready to drop a album based off what he givin em. I wanna see this nikka win but its lookin like he need to call his next mixtape False Alarm. Tone feels ya pain Jigga.
6. Lil Wayne
I aint never really had no problems wit Weezy namsayin. But son is forcin nikkas hands yo. We see pictures of son french kissin Baby….nikkas pardon that. He allows Nicki Minaj to release music n hop on remixes 5 times a day for the last 2 years…nikkas pardon that. He allows wack ass Gudda Gudda to continue to eat….nikkas pardon that. Drake…………we pardoned that. He even puts out a bullshyt ass “rock” album…..n nikkas pardoned that too. But when that nikka set foot in the booth to croon a ballad called “How To Love”….n expected nikkas to really not take offense to the shyt he was doin….ayo Wayne we got problems now son. Somebody needs to go stomp the braids off this nikkas head yesterday son. This shyt is NOT okay yo. How you gon jus out-soft that nikka Drizzy anyway? I thought yalls was family nahmean. You kno damm well thats ya boys lane. But you even took it further than him. I mean that nikka Aubrey got his own set of feminine tendencies to cope wit but he aint never sat down n sang a whole fruity ass love ballad over some Wyclef bathin in the waters of his idols type guitar chords n shyt son. You really went too far nikka. Son you was a animal back in like ’04 to ’07. Bring back that nikka or some shyt son.
5. Soulja Boy
Aka the 2011 Mr Bojangles. This nikka also deserves recognition as the c00n of the decade namsayin. I dont even kno how muthafukkas listen to this nikkas music….nevermind callin that shyt hip hop. If it was 1930 this nikka would be rockin a necklace made of chicken legs n pigs feet n be tap dancin on watermelons for a livin. Anyways…sons music is only technically hip hop….like drinkin a beer wit a straw n a umbrella in the bottle is technically drinkin a beer namsayin. Hidin behind 50 Cent wont protect you from ya own bytchassness tho son. This nikka been germinatin in the garden of wackness for a hot minute now. This nikka done splashed hisself wit enough water from the fountain of c00nery to last 12 lifetimes. Stop givin this nikka a pass jus cos he young. Muthafukkin Run DMC was around this nikkas age when they made King Of Rock yo. LL Cool J was on his first comeback when he was this nikkas age yo. NWA made fukk The Police when they was this nikkas age son. You cant hide behind youth forever you clown ass muthafukka. If I see you Imma smack the slaves outta you nikka. Its open season on you son.
4. Bow wow
This nikka rite here is a human bellybutton son. The only form of touch this nikka is capable of is a caress namsayin. fukk outta here wit the fake Nino Brown shyt too you shrimp cocktail ass nikka. This little muthafukka jus refuses to let his career die wit some honor or dignity nahmean. Word is bond this nikka is his own worst enemy too yo. The last time anybody took this nikka serious Lil Kim was still mostly made of human body parts son. Callin this nikka a clown would be givin him too much credit nahmean. If I see the nikka Imma slap his head n torso off his legs. Word is bond. Ayo Bow Wow you better stay ya bytch ass out the gods way son. If I see you Imma throw all 80 pounds of you as far as I can off the top of a buildin n then run down the stairs n hop in my whip n chase you as you flyin across the sky n hit you wit my car jus as you bout to land n then smash the whip into a brick wall son. You been warned son.
3. Tyga
This nikka looks like a transgender Vietnamese prostitute that got abducted by aliens n was cloned but never really finished the process of turnin hisself into a actual human n shyt so he came out lookin like he do…but he still part alien n only kinda human lookin now namsayin. Or some shyt like that. Son looks like Wiz Khalifa n Dennis Rodman’s love child or some shyt son. But that aint even the problem wit this nikka g. This nikkas music sounds like shyt you hear when you see a geisha twirlin ribbons in the air n shyt namsayin. To top it all off the nikka be lookin more suspect than two nikkas sharin a hot dog from opposite sides n meetin in the middle nahmean. Am I the only one thats seein this shyt? Son looks like a fukkin lesbian yo. The nikka probably marinates hisself in lotion for hours when he gets home son. Why is this nikka even here yo?
2. Yung Berg
Callin this nikka a failure is not givin him enough credit namsayin. Straight up. Technically this nikka has already mastered failure n moved on to the level that comes after failin tho. Son has evolved past bein a regular failin ass nikka. This nikka has developed his own science when it comes to that shyt….its “quantum failure” nahmean. This nikka can fail without even bein awake yo. Son can fail in a dream n bring that shyt back wit him to his conscious state namsayin. The nikka can inception fail his way thru life. The nikka can find the fail buried 4 levels deeper under the failure that you actually see. The nikka can fail about 78 times per heartbeat g. In fact by the time you finish readin this sentence the nikka will have failed approximately 468 times namsayin. This nikka is usin methods of failure that nikkas aint even seen since the ancient Mayans n Egyptians was on earth still yo. This nikka is usin approaches to failin that brought upon the destructions of entire ancient civilizations son. Think its a game yo? This nikka takes his failure very fukkin seriously son. He dont want no failures happenin unless he involved. No chains snatched…no faces smacked…no nothin. A nikka falls off his bike in the park….he wants IN.
1. The many sides of Drake
This is a conflicted nikka rite here. If this aint a nikka wit a identity crisis I dont kno what is namsayin. First you got the Drake thats like the Taio Cruz of hip hop. The nikka got the most bytchmade voice on earth so its not like it takes son much effort to go FAM (Feminine As a Muthafukka) on a track. But then you look again n the nikkas hollerin soo woo n twistin his fingers in all sortsa stupid ways while he takin a picture wit Jeezy. Then you hear the nikka promisin to wife any broad that glances in his general direction in a song. Then theres Drake who dont give a fukk bout a bytch or a hoe. Then theres Drake who will snuggle up in a broads lap n fall asleep. We all kno who the real Drake is but son wants to have his cupcake n eat it too namsayin. First off this nikka had approximately zero male role models in his household to look up to while he was growin up. So it aint came as no surprise to his moms when son had a Jack Sparrow walk n stuck his pinky out when he held his teacups. Son probably weighs about 190 or 200…n at least 50 of those pounds gotta be due to female hormones alone yo. But aint nobody mad at the nikka for all that effeminate shyt. That cornball shyt aint the facade. Its the fake ass shyt that nikkas cant look past namsayin. Ayo son…will.i.am. is a corny nikka too. That nikka Travie McCoy a corny nikka. Even Will Smith is a corny nikka. But those dudes stay in they own lane. They jus some pop nikkas. So nobody got problems wit em. Even Nelly accepted that he was better off livin his life as a pop nikka n stopped talkin bout street sweepers n blowin weed in his hooks namsayin. But them dudes dont represent US as a culture like that. If this nikka wanna step up n be the face of hip hop n talk bout how he gon follow in the footsteps of nikkas like Jay-Z then he better rep the culture correctly. Otherwise he need to take his Febreze-garglin, B-throwin, hoe-savin, bubblegum R&B ass home son. That bein said….
THE FIRST INDUCTEE INTO THE SOFT nikka HALL OF FAME IS……….
Aka the 2011 Mr Bojangles. This nikka also deserves recognition as the c00n of the decade namsayin. I dont even kno how muthafukkas listen to this nikkas music….nevermind callin that shyt hip hop. If it was 1930 this nikka would be rockin a necklace made of chicken legs n pigs feet n be tap dancin on watermelons for a livin. Anyways…sons music is only technically hip hop….like drinkin a beer wit a straw n a umbrella in the bottle is technically drinkin a beer namsayin. Hidin behind 50 Cent wont protect you from ya own bytchassness tho son. This nikka been germinatin in the garden of wackness for a hot minute now. This nikka done splashed hisself wit enough water from the fountain of c00nery to last 12 lifetimes. Stop givin this nikka a pass jus cos he young. Muthafukkin Run DMC was around this nikkas age when they made King Of Rock yo. LL Cool J was on his first comeback when he was this nikkas age yo. NWA made fukk The Police when they was this nikkas age son. You cant hide behind youth forever you clown ass muthafukka. If I see you Imma smack the slaves outta you nikka. Its open season on you son.
4. Bow wow
This nikka rite here is a human bellybutton son. The only form of touch this nikka is capable of is a caress namsayin. fukk outta here wit the fake Nino Brown shyt too you shrimp cocktail ass nikka. This little muthafukka jus refuses to let his career die wit some honor or dignity nahmean. Word is bond this nikka is his own worst enemy too yo. The last time anybody took this nikka serious Lil Kim was still mostly made of human body parts son. Callin this nikka a clown would be givin him too much credit nahmean. If I see the nikka Imma slap his head n torso off his legs. Word is bond. Ayo Bow Wow you better stay ya bytch ass out the gods way son. If I see you Imma throw all 80 pounds of you as far as I can off the top of a buildin n then run down the stairs n hop in my whip n chase you as you flyin across the sky n hit you wit my car jus as you bout to land n then smash the whip into a brick wall son. You been warned son.
3. Tyga
This nikka looks like a transgender Vietnamese prostitute that got abducted by aliens n was cloned but never really finished the process of turnin hisself into a actual human n shyt so he came out lookin like he do…but he still part alien n only kinda human lookin now namsayin. Or some shyt like that. Son looks like Wiz Khalifa n Dennis Rodman’s love child or some shyt son. But that aint even the problem wit this nikka g. This nikkas music sounds like shyt you hear when you see a geisha twirlin ribbons in the air n shyt namsayin. To top it all off the nikka be lookin more suspect than two nikkas sharin a hot dog from opposite sides n meetin in the middle nahmean. Am I the only one thats seein this shyt? Son looks like a fukkin lesbian yo. The nikka probably marinates hisself in lotion for hours when he gets home son. Why is this nikka even here yo?
2. Yung Berg
Callin this nikka a failure is not givin him enough credit namsayin. Straight up. Technically this nikka has already mastered failure n moved on to the level that comes after failin tho. Son has evolved past bein a regular failin ass nikka. This nikka has developed his own science when it comes to that shyt….its “quantum failure” nahmean. This nikka can fail without even bein awake yo. Son can fail in a dream n bring that shyt back wit him to his conscious state namsayin. The nikka can inception fail his way thru life. The nikka can find the fail buried 4 levels deeper under the failure that you actually see. The nikka can fail about 78 times per heartbeat g. In fact by the time you finish readin this sentence the nikka will have failed approximately 468 times namsayin. This nikka is usin methods of failure that nikkas aint even seen since the ancient Mayans n Egyptians was on earth still yo. This nikka is usin approaches to failin that brought upon the destructions of entire ancient civilizations son. Think its a game yo? This nikka takes his failure very fukkin seriously son. He dont want no failures happenin unless he involved. No chains snatched…no faces smacked…no nothin. A nikka falls off his bike in the park….he wants IN.
1. The many sides of Drake
This is a conflicted nikka rite here. If this aint a nikka wit a identity crisis I dont kno what is namsayin. First you got the Drake thats like the Taio Cruz of hip hop. The nikka got the most bytchmade voice on earth so its not like it takes son much effort to go FAM (Feminine As a Muthafukka) on a track. But then you look again n the nikkas hollerin soo woo n twistin his fingers in all sortsa stupid ways while he takin a picture wit Jeezy. Then you hear the nikka promisin to wife any broad that glances in his general direction in a song. Then theres Drake who dont give a fukk bout a bytch or a hoe. Then theres Drake who will snuggle up in a broads lap n fall asleep. We all kno who the real Drake is but son wants to have his cupcake n eat it too namsayin. First off this nikka had approximately zero male role models in his household to look up to while he was growin up. So it aint came as no surprise to his moms when son had a Jack Sparrow walk n stuck his pinky out when he held his teacups. Son probably weighs about 190 or 200…n at least 50 of those pounds gotta be due to female hormones alone yo. But aint nobody mad at the nikka for all that effeminate shyt. That cornball shyt aint the facade. Its the fake ass shyt that nikkas cant look past namsayin. Ayo son…will.i.am. is a corny nikka too. That nikka Travie McCoy a corny nikka. Even Will Smith is a corny nikka. But those dudes stay in they own lane. They jus some pop nikkas. So nobody got problems wit em. Even Nelly accepted that he was better off livin his life as a pop nikka n stopped talkin bout street sweepers n blowin weed in his hooks namsayin. But them dudes dont represent US as a culture like that. If this nikka wanna step up n be the face of hip hop n talk bout how he gon follow in the footsteps of nikkas like Jay-Z then he better rep the culture correctly. Otherwise he need to take his Febreze-garglin, B-throwin, hoe-savin, bubblegum R&B ass home son. That bein said….
THE FIRST INDUCTEE INTO THE SOFT nikka HALL OF FAME IS……….
DerrtySouthpaw
Deport mike bobo
No chains snatched…no faces smacked…no nothin. A nikka falls off his bike in the park….he wants IN.
he went off on young berg
he went off on young berg
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Lord Mecca
Eyes May Shine
4. Bow wow
DontEemTry
Superstar
It's fake but Ghost gettin drinks thrown in his face on natonal tv 