Giant Lizard pulls up to CVS & trashes the place

[Legalese]

Bears and mountain lions gonna do the same shyt over here if they ever get scarce on wildlife

 

[Professor Emeritus]

fukk is a komodo doing in the city?

Komodo Dragons are very rare and limited to remote islands, they're not found anywhere near cities.

Asian Water Monitors, the lizard in the video, is very common in cities.

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Perfect

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

These gooks will savagely beat the breaks off of a Black woman for complaining about her toes being done incorrectly, but let this prehistoric beast come in their stores on his “get down or lay down” tip and not even throw one of their cruddy ass flip flops at it?

Mental disease

 

[old pig]

These gooks will savagely beat the breaks off of a Black woman for complaining about her toes being done incorrectly, but let this prehistoric beast come in their stores on his “get down or lay down” tip and not even throw one of their cruddy ass flip flops at it?

maybe bcuz you’re comparing incidents that involved racist asians living in america (probably vietnamese) to an incident involving a clerk who you haven’t even seen (but let’s assume he/she is thai since they’re in thailand) that you have zero information to go on lol...was this even a real point or just a bad attempt at dap fishing humor?

 

[altruicsense]

man animals stupid as fukk.. like i really wish we could chat with them figure out what they thinking about...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

That was trashing the place?

 

[Blankthawtz]

Cac detected.

Dumbass detected....

 

[DatLBCGuy562]

maybe bcuz you’re comparing incidents that involved racist asians living in america (probably vietnamese) to an incident involving a clerk who you haven’t even seen (but let’s assume he/she is thai since they’re in thailand) that you have zero information to go on lol...was this even a real point or just a bad attempt at dap fishing humor?

Naw c00n. I'm Black FIRST. At all times. And you a naive ass Sambo if you think Asians racism is confined to the shores of the US.

Latasha Harlins was a personal friend of mines. I remember the LA riots vividly. I participated as a 14 year old. It's different out here in LA with these Asians. Easy for some country bumpkin fakkit in the middle of Bumblefukk, Arkansas somewhere, who probably haven't experienced racism from or seen an Asian in person to sit up amd lecture me.

FOH c00n. Who made your c00n ass the defender of all things Asian?? They don't like your Black ass. No matter how much ass you kiss and egg roll you try to suck by defending them. Just remember. They'll never defend YOU. You think what you wanna think and I'll do the same. Funny how that works.

And I'm sure your little p*ssy is over there tingling and marinating thinking that we're about to get a nice little online "beef" going so you can get your rocks off going back and forth from the safety of your smartphone, but I don't e thug. You clowns get one response from me, max. Talk to yourself homo. I won't see another response p*ssy. Ignored

 

[old pig]

That was trashing the place?

ya the damage was nowhere as bad as I expected lmao

 

[old pig]

you put far too much senseless thought into what I said and making up silly shyt as a result...you’re rambling a bunch of shyt due to your own stupidity/ignorance...literally nothing you said re: me applies to me or my statement...nothing...and yes you are reading this

Naw c00n. I'm Black FIRST. At all times. And you a naive ass Sambo if you think Asians racism is confined to the shores of the US.

Latasha Harlins was a personal friend of mines. I remember the LA riots vividly. I participated as a 14 year old. It's different out here in LA with these Asians. Easy for some country bumpkin fakkit in the middle of Bumblefukk, Arkansas somewhere, who probably haven't experienced racism from or seen an Asian in person to sit up amd lecture me.

FOH c00n. Who made your c00n ass the defender of all things Asian?? They don't like your Black ass. No matter how much ass you kiss and egg roll you try to suck by defending them. Just remember. They'll never defend YOU. You think what you wanna think and I'll do the same. Funny how that works.

And I'm sure your little p*ssy is over there tingling and marinating thinking that we're about to get a nice little online "beef" going so you can get your rocks off going back and forth from the safety of your smartphone, but I don't e thug. You clowns get one response from me, max. Talk to yourself homo. I won't see another response p*ssy. Ignored

 

[DatLBCGuy562]

Mental disease

c00n disease

 

[Wildin]

Smaller than 4 feet or so there'd be no real problem so long as you had the angle on it.

If it's bigger than that (the one in the OP looks about 6') and it's facing you, there's nowhere to grab it. You're going have teeth or claws biting/scratching the shyt out of you. It's not worth it.

If it's facing away from you and is small enough to drag, you could grab it by the tail. The monitor will likely just try with all its might to keep running away, it'll be hard to maneuver but it's unlikely to turn and attack you so at least you'll be away from the teeth/claws. Then you could pull it out of the store or whatever that way - I think that would be pretty doable with the one in the OP in that store cause he couldn't get any traction on the floor and would just be skidding. "Unlikely" to turn on you doesn't mean impossible though, if it turned towards me I'd probably yank the tail hard to maintain control or just drop it knowing that it would dash away.

It's difficult to fully control with just your hands though. You could grab the back of the neck with one hand and the hips just above the legs with the other, and you'd pretty much have control of the claws/teeth, but then it would start whipping that tail around and give you welts from the lashes, probably fukk up your eyes if it connected. If for some reason you absolutely had to catch one then you'd probably have to drop a hand or both hands on the back of its head and then just put your full weight on its back and pin it to the ground until you had someone else's help to pick it up.





They eat a lot of weird stuff in Thailand but they don't eat those guys cause culturally they're considered bad karma since they eat dead shyt.

Would you recommend wearing gloves? Reptiles look very filthy to me, also I would you recommend stabbing it in the head or slitting the throat?

Their tails can slice you open. They can whip them good. They don't break off like a common house lizard.

It ain't the whippin that'll subdue you. It'll be the 2 seconds your brain needs to compute the pain or the " this mf just whipped me" or the " he got me!" That he will use to start chewing your face/arm or leg like taffy. And we won't talk about the claws.

 

[old pig]

Naw c00n. I'm Black FIRST. At all times. And you a naive ass Sambo if you think Asians racism is confined to the shores of the US.

Latasha Harlins was a personal friend of mines. I remember the LA riots vividly. I participated as a 14 year old. It's different out here in LA with these Asians. Easy for some country bumpkin fakkit in the middle of Bumblefukk, Arkansas somewhere, who probably haven't experienced racism from or seen an Asian in person to sit up amd lecture me.

FOH c00n. Who made your c00n ass the defender of all things Asian?? They don't like your Black ass. No matter how much ass you kiss and egg roll you try to suck by defending them. Just remember. They'll never defend YOU. You think what you wanna think and I'll do the same. Funny how that works.

And I'm sure your little p*ssy is over there tingling and marinating thinking that we're about to get a nice little online "beef" going so you can get your rocks off going back and forth from the safety of your smartphone, but I don't e thug. You clowns get one response from me, max. Talk to yourself homo. I won't see another response p*ssy. Ignored

btw in the midst of all this garbage it’s clear you missed my point...if you wanted to paint a picture of “asians” being racist world-wide you could’ve drawn better comparisons than stupidly tying shyt that happened in the states to some random clip of an unknown/unseen clerk letting a lizard run rampant in 7-11

 

[Art Barr]

bruh the first time I seen one in the house, I woke up and went to crack the window...I’m used to seeing lizards on the OUTSIDE of the window at night catching bugs...so I’m groggy and thinking it’s on the outside of the window...then I thought then how come I’m seeing it eye to eye and not it’s underbelly...man it’s like me and the lizard came to the same realization at the same time cuz it scrambled to run just as I scrambled to get it...ended up smashing the hell out that shyt...and ya they hang out around the front door so if I open it and startle them then they sometimes run inside the house smh

Oh they are by the door.
trying to hunt bugs.
Like that baby snake.
i killed with the cricket in his gullet at the same time.
Wit my twin mag backed hattori hanso.

I ran back in the crib like how beatrix kiddo did for her hanso.


Art Barr


Hey joe ...


So another time i was outside.
Lkke frfr.
Another time i got startled by this viper.
He saw me and i saw him by some packing styrofoam by the wall.
So i figured i was going to keep this snake killing technique with my hattori hanso thing going.
as part of what is becoming a real thing i need to know to.survive in this country shyt.
. So.i get my kiddo back on again and run and grab that hanso.

Can't have baby girl come down the front snakes and a diamond back or copperhead for real out there. Like the first encounter on a sunday with my first snake as an adult.
As a kid i had run in with a water moccassin, but i had an ol school action bb gun.
i was not strong enough to cock unless i did it the kid way back then. Which i don't think i can explain in print.
I feel like roadblock talkin bout snakes.
The shyt scary dangerous life or death exciting but real as fukk.
Like if you fukk up on a viper snake.
I don't wanna think about their sheer speed elusiveness and reaction to coil and strike time in the fray.

Snakes are real deal. Like fa real.

You gotta be one strike one kill.

They don't hear good and the only way to kill them dead.
with no way of a bite in an encounter in the fray.
they can create with the slightest movement. Like every technical base you study is tested and it ain't a game at all.
best way to sever their head in one move is to stab them dead in the top of the head.
with two blades and behead them in one two hand beheaded motion.
Which means getting over the top of them.
Like i did when this viper hid by the styrofoam but it was under the crunch and situp weight bench.
So i return with the hanso and know he is by this styrofoam under the weight bench.
So i laid on the weight bench like conan right on top of him.
With that hanso.
You can do this cause they have shyt hearing.
Like trash shyt hearing but the best camo elusiveness. You could be standing by them.
over them and not recognize they are there at all.
You could watch where you think they high speed slithered to.
Yet they are still there and a complete different collar from the brush. Especially if they are aware of you and you are aware of them. When startled they don't flinch flinch and get in calculating brain mode. The shyt mad freaky being into it wit'eem.
This one i missed one blow to impale hin using my special move.
Like the elusiveness they have is not shown in no animal video.
Their speed is never shown on video. Nor how they react frok flight or fight rather quickly.
If you do.not apply real technical based pressure to eliminate them in a suspended grid. They can counter in the fray effectively in the blink of an eye.
This viper took a bit to kill and i had the drop on him more than any other snake.
I could have died from this one.

The first one as an adult i encountered. I recalled more information in the fray. Than as a complete city kid with a bb gun. The first time in the south. if i had not of listened to what i was told and focused.
laser focused cause it was right on the side of the front steps.
Had to butcher this snake with the wrong tools.
Learned mad lessons like return all tools and why pops.
used to trip about shyt outta place.
Literally in every better adjust this wrong end spade shovel from the top of the steps. Do this right win the game or else type shyt ever joe.
Snakes,...are real as fukk as advertised.
You better pay attention and listen to people.
Or you have a snake run in and be taken offa there.
Easy.
Choppas are legal in america because it is not zoned properly on purpose. So vermin like snakes are allowed to be in a zoned residential area.
Yet when you encounter a snake with grassroots weapons.
You then realize why the gun laws are the shyt storm they are here in america. Plus why the convo is steeped in rooster before the egg based rhetoric and tricknology.
You need a choppa like deion got for snakes in a grassy area.

Luckily for me i only been into it with snakes in a concrete and grass area.
In the brush....
Ionno tho.



Art Barr