Giant Moose Named Kirk Franklin Stomps On Dog Sled Team In Alaska For An Hour

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as the official spokesman for #catset, i'd like to release the following statement....

#catset is saddened to hear about the recent incident between #mooseset and #dogset... we hope that #dogset has not sustained any serious or long term injuries.... top officials within the #catset organization have reached out to #dogset to offer support and any assistance that may be needed... #catset is also conducting its own investigation into this incident to see what provoked the confrontation... we can assure #dogset that #mooseset is not, nor has ever been on the payroll and this was not a hit orchestrated by #catset... again, if #dogset needs anything, please feel free to reach out to us... and always, our advice to #dogset is, stay safe and don't get caught slipping, beeeeyotch...!!!
 

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Moose in Alaska and northern BC get hit by cars all the time and walk away.
People generally don't realize how big a moose actually is. Cartoons got people thinking that shyt is a joke.


1000 pounds of muscle, it will crush you to death
It can run 35 mph so you're not escaping if you don't have a car
The only thing that can threaten a moose in the wild is a bear and even sometimes they realize it's not worth it.
 

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I remember on one of those Fox "When Animals Attack" shows back in the day there was a moose cow and calf chillin on the front steps of a University of Alaska building

Some old cac decided to confront them unarmed :mindblown:Moose mom effortlessly murked him like it was swatting a fly :huhldup:

Then gave him an extra stomp when he was on the ground motionless just as en extra "fukk you" :picard:

 
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