Girlfriend's New Rules for Her Boyfriend

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This had to be satirical. However, there are some women with similar rules.
  • Not asking for head.
  • Phone checks. (with or without your knowledge)
  • Getting territorial when you are around other women. I know one guy that was never allowed to be alone with a girl, his gf would accuse him of cheating.
  • They try to limit how often you are with your boys.
  • They don't like you inquiring about their body count when it has to do with particular guys.

Now that I think about it, a good amount of women have these rules. They just don't say it as explicitly as this, they do a better job at finessing these rules though. :russ:
 

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I imagine she looks exactly like this

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That's the voice I read it in:Cantbreath:
 

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Some broads think they want a man like this..when it's their nature to be repulsed by feminine men..which is what a man would be if he followed that list.:wrist:
 
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