Girls if a guy breaks the ice by saying
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Yea that's a turn off
I was at a club and I was sitting in the corner, this guy standing next to me for a while and his method of breaking the ice was funny as fukk to me. This guy, gets closer and says "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Me: "IDK Tons?
" Then he says "Enough to break the ice" *proceeds to shake my hand and introduce himself* lol
This was LITERALLY after high school when I went to my first club. Bout 6-7 yrs ago
My inital reaction
Then after it sunk it for a while
nikka's brave. Pretty clever.Then after thinking of how effective it really is
And finally, me thinking about actually using it
ClassyME
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Never heard of that, even on TV. I think it was his own lil pick up line 
Mr. Somebody
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If its a stranger and you have eyes like the man in your avatar, its creepy. Id dare to say its made the woman feel like something demonic is in the air.
Never heard of that, even on TV. I think it was his own lil pick up line
Did it at least work? I know you had to have at least giggled 
ClassyME
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I thought it was funny lol... We talked for like 20 minutes then my girl came back from the dance floor like 
so I told him it was nice meeting him and we strolled away.
Awwwww, he didnt get the digits
Still a good story tho 
IPunchFaces
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Yea that's a turn off
I was at a club and I was sitting in the corner, this guy standing next to me for a while and his method of breaking the ice was funny as fukk to me. This guy, gets closer and says "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Me: "IDK Tons?
This was LITERALLY after high school when I went to my first club. Bout 6-7 yrs ago
My go to line...maybe it was me that used it on you
But yeah I use that shyt all the time...I'd guess 75% it gets the chick to atleast laugh and if they laugh your usually off to a good start. But I've heard this used in a movie and thats where I got it from.
ClassyME
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My go to line...maybe it was me that used it on you
But yeah I use that shyt all the time...I'd guess 75% it gets the chick to atleast laugh and if they laugh your usually off to a good start. But I've heard this used in a movie and thats where I got it from.
Depends... Are you white?
I thought it was so original. Guys recycle pick up lines 
IPunchFaces
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Depends... Are you white?
Yup :nice:
ClassyME
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Never heard of that, even on TV. I think it was his own lil pick up line
Nope. My boy has used that one and it was definitely in the movie "Hall Pass". Knew it as soon as saw you mention it. LOL.
'Tis a golden pick-up line....and yep, guys recycle & re-use them.
I've used elements of Patrice O'Neal stand-up at the bar. It's usually when we're talking about age.
Me: "I don't like to go out too much. I'm getting old."
Her: "No way. You don't look old. How old are you?"
Me: "26....but in black male years...I'm about...50...52-ish? Statistically, I'm not even supposed to be here right now"
Her:
You got any kids? 
Me: Nope.
Chicks of every race eat that dumb shyt up too, especially the older ones.
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Scustin Trillberlake
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New cashier at the liquor store tonight, I said it to her she bagged my shyt up extra fast
Next time say "You look just like me ex....she's dead now
"