Girls in spandex on canpus unappreciation updated with a pic :smugdraper:

killacal

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It's raining and cold outside. Why the fukk does she need someone to walk her to a car? I think a lot of chicks would be creeped out by a random stranger telling them they're beautiful and asking if its okay to walk her to her car while its pouring down rain. It's not like I had an umbrella or anything. You're suggesting straight SIMP moves :rudy:

You already know you aint gettin p*ssy that way classyme aint got no notches in her belt so why she trynna kick 1st grade game :rudy: :why:
 

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Sometimes bishes look so :shaq: out here, I some-what understand why folks in the middle east and other spots on the map make their woman cover up
 

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Oh even better :rudy:

"Hello beautiful, couldn't help but look at you on the bus. Mind if I walk you to your car?"

Ya'll have NO game. Unless you're pathetic looking she'll say sure :jawalrus:

shyt... where do you live?

if im correct the OP is black too...

:stopitslime:
 

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Ask Reincar, all he got was some skittles thrown at his dome and a brawd laughing in his grill

next thing you know dude turned gay, yall ladies are heartless :cry:

I got no game its just some bytches understand my story :smugdraper:

:dead: We're heartless? :heh:

:leostare: You edited your post didn't you :russ:


I'm just saying there's a plenty of ways you could've approached her though, keep it real :shaq2:
 

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:dead: We're heartless? :heh:

:leostare: You edited your post didn't you :russ:


I'm just saying there's a plenty of ways you could've approached her though, keep it real :shaq2:

that ass would've never been mine classy. its time to admit it. After I bust this nut to this kelly divine video I'm not gonna give a fukk tho :ahh:
 

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@Sensitive Blake Griffin


So Blakey Wakey...when you "strongly encourage" women to enjoy your pool of passion do you gently knock on the door or do you just kick it down swat style? :shaq: Nawsayinnahmean? :shaq:
I prefer to preheat the oven before I stick the turkey in, but in times of passion sometimes my judgment slips and I take advantage of my situation :shaq:

the whole time I was walking behind that ass jigglin I was thinkin... "What would Kind Gentleman do...? :why:"

I knew what the answer was, but I also knew that I could never pull it off :cry:

I just wanted to at least use that booty as a pillow :to:
 
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