Girls say I got a big dikk.. I know my shyt ain't that big

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I make sure to send very flattering ones...

When I wanna disgust a bytch I send a random one, with no composition or cinematography involved (:leon:).. girls don't like that kinda thing out of the blue, they have to be in the mood and it actually has to look somewhat appealing.. but thats my equivalent of :shaq:.. and if a girl is impressed by that, you know you're in there quick

so I'm sending a pic or two to this girl and she says "thats disgusting" .. and I'm like what?? but it was in the shower and it was kinda dark and not really done with care, so I didn't get offended, you know how much girls love thinking about stuff and using imagination etc

later in the week I sent the same thing except framed differently, not a close up, enough lighting, hanging out and proud so that I was proud of my shyt like :ahh: .. same girl who was disgusted days before says shes impressed and turned on by it


I'm pretty average, or a tiny bit above average. So you don't zoom in completely because then it's obvious you're engaging in some trickery, but you fill the screen nicely at a good angle, and provided yours doesnt look like some leech or something weird like that, you're good :ohlawd:

~science~
 

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nikka probably took his pic at the best possible angle,next to a miniature Snickers all so his shyt would look bigger,now he mad it worked and he fooled a few bytches:mjlol:.
 

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nikka probably took his pic at the best possible angle,next to a miniature Snickers all so his shyt would look bigger,now he mad it worked and he fooled a few bytches:mjlol:.
thats why if you got that self-deprecating thing going on, you make fun of yourself like that. i'm always like, yeah i'm tiny, blah blah, but they always like me enough to be like :shaq:you're a liar!!

like everything in life, better to set the standards low than high :ahh:
 

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nikka probably took his pic at the best possible angle,next to a miniature Snickers all so his shyt would look bigger,now he mad it worked and he fooled a few bytches:mjlol:.
Nah, it was a naked mirror selfie :umad: only nikkas wit wack bodies take straight dikk pics

I know a buff nikka here can relate

@krackdagawd :mjpls:

And even the girls that saw it in person said its big
 
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