Give Me Some Creative Pickup Lines To Use

[Striving For Greatness]

These are terrible


I like that one by @TEH tho

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Ayyoo bytch
(No disrespect to the few ladies on here)



Anybody remember where that's from?

Ayo bytch....lemme get some water...and some lemon.

where is it from good sir

 

[Psychosis]

 

[NoMorePie]

My name is dew.

Will you do me?

 

[Jean Jacket]

where is it from good sir

 

[Taadow]

Say my lady...you must be from Cleveland...






...because I wanna BONE BONE BONE BONE...BONE bone BONE bone BONE
SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANNA DO?

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Do you drive a Nissan? Because I want you Altima self.

 

[Taadow]

My dear: can I buy you a drink?


*if she says "no"...
good - I didn't want to do that anyway. But now that we're talking...


*if she says "I don't drink"...
well can I buy you a fucc?


*if she says "this is a Library"...
do you want a drink, or not?

 

[Taadow]

I have found in my travels you can get away with saying anything if you have a British accent.

So in your best British accent:
"Cheers miss - do you fancy a fucc?"

 

[2 one 3]

I have found in my travels you can get away with saying anything if you have a British accent.

So in your best British accent:
"Cheers miss - do you fancy a fucc?"

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Do you have a cup I can borrow?
Her: yes… why?
So I can drink your bath water

 

[froggle]

the thing with these lines, if you aint funny gang...............issa wrap

 

[Yinny]

Bad puns and being attractive work on some people I know


allegedly.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Do you drive a Nissan? Because I want you Altima self.

@General Mills

 

[NoMorePie]

"Hypothetically, if you was a door, would you let me knock you up?"