#GMB case file 1,040,784: "My son may not be my husband's"...

[lowkey0z]

Since he was busy all the time I asked one of my (male) friends to help me put together my desk. Afterwards we were sitting on the couch having a drink and he started giving me a foot massage. After a while he started moving up my leg and... I don't know.. we just... we would up withus having sex.

"where you at? flippin' jobs, payin' car notes? while i'm swimmin' in ya woman like the breast stroke"

 

[4-Rin]

This thread needs a theme song. Word to shawty putt and lil jon. I ain't buying no huggies, don't dress em like me that ain't my lil buddy


#GMB infinite wins, no loses

 

[Rockstar Mom]

I dont condone this. She should've told him. She still should. But after 13 years, I dont know

 

[DallasTxRep]

It's like a real life Cheat Code...

Pretty much

 

[Entropy Fan]

These hoes are enabled cuz dudes are nutless simps.
I bet this happens zero times in nigeria

Brehs should get a pass for killing a broad that pulls that's stunt

 

[DlAMONDZ]

I bet if dude finds out and divorced her ass, she would still get half his shyt

fukk getting married. If my girl doesn't like that fact, then it's the bushes for her

 

[Turlast]

This really isn't nothing to be playing with. shyt like this is

I've known so many good dudes that have fell into this trap, and seeing the amount of pain that comes with that is terrifying. Some of those dudes snapped and were never the same again. I really hate reading stuff like this

 

[Standing on business]

The massage tactic has literally never failed me

It's not the massage tactic that worked. If a chick is letting you massage her she has intentions to fukk anyway

 

[broller]

truthfully if a woman did that to me, she would probably die in a freak accident

 

[broller]

I bet if dude finds out and divorced her ass, she would still get half his shyt

fukk getting married. If my girl doesn't like that fact, then it's the bushes for her

also on the hook for child support too

watch this stuff on dr phil

 

[Daio]

Should be able to file some type of legal action besides a divorce. On some reverse child support.

 

[Entropy Fan]

It's not the massage tactic that worked. If a chick is letting you massage her she has intentions to fukk anyway

 

[4-Rin]

These hoes are enabled cuz dudes are nutless simps.
I bet this happens zero times in nigeria

Brehs should get a pass for killing a broad that pulls that's stunt

It would probably go something like this

Pops: Ma Tunde...mama Tunde!
Moms: What is it my dear?
Pops: Look at Tunde, why does he resemble the carpenter?
Moms: What do you mean? He resembles you
Pops: See the shape of his head, does that look like my head?
Moms: I was lonely
Pops: Pack your bags, I'm taking you back to your fathers house
Moms:

 

[James Gordon]

This is why we need to have mandatory dna test as soon as that lil joker pop outtest em

 

[JahFocus CS]

#HOH #GMB never took a loss!!!