alright I’m drunk enough let’s do this. Ya boy Flexo, finalized his divorce on March 13th.
shyttttt, I took a L but I caught more Ws then any man has seen. So let’s get to it.
On Valentine’s Day, I woke up and the wife was Downstairs talking to her dad And her phone was going off, I checked that shyt and it was some dude from work. I read the messages and man. I was taking a major fukking L. Here’s I was planning on surprising my wife with a day off and taking her out on the town. But pictures and everything
She was on some so what we doing babe, acting like I didn’t know what the deal was. I was like nah, I gotta head to work and shyt and figure out my next move. My daughters birthday is the day after Valentine’s Day, and I already bought tickets to Disneyland and everything for her months ago, regardless of the situation I wasn’t going to cancel on babygirl. So that night I hit up ex wife like look I know what’s going on like I’m not canceling trip we doing this and if you got a dude so be it but we done and let’s file for divorce. We did the trip, we met up with one of her friends and their family and that was it.
The last night, she was like we need to talk so my daughter and her friends family were at Disneyland while we talk, she got out everything I did too and we agreed to divorce but while we talking I’m like yo so does this mean I get to smash one last time and she’s laughing like nahhh I got someone I care about.
she even called the dude that night and told him what said and they laughed.
We get back she dating dude, I let her do her thing and I’m doing mine. The very next night, she’s on the phone with him and is like well I’m going to bed and we in our bedroom and she hangs up and not even 2 minutes later im fukking her.
The next night, same shyt I’m fukking knee deep in p*ssy. And she’s like I can’t do this but yet she giving it up. The day after that she tells him, they get into this big ol fight and dude is like I don’t want to lose you it’s okay.
The next night we’re out getting stuff for our daughter at the mall and she’s like let’s go to Victoria secret and she buys some bras and underwear that night her boy is at work and my daughter wa at her grandma she she’s walking around showing it off and I’m fukkin just all over her she letting me and I fukk her again while she telling me she can’t do this she loves him.
So regarding the divorce, she doesn’t want to get lawyers involved and I’m not losing custody so we go down and start filling out the paperwork. I said we do 50/50 I get her after work til bedtime and sundays, she didn’t argue it cause she knew I would bring lawyers. So w signed the paper work, no alimony or child support either so im thinking let’s file this shyt right away cause no way this is happening. So I made her pay for the divorce and she did.
The office is like give us 10 days and as long as the judge has no issues it’s finalized.
I go back 10 days later and boom it’s fjnalized no child support, no alimony 50/50 custody my daughter is living with me and the ex wife is sleeping down stairs.
I told her she can stay as long as she wants, she still cleans the house and shyt and I’m out and about fukking all these hoes that came out the woodwork once they found out I was single.
I’m fukking living the life right now
shyttttt, I took a L but I caught more Ws then any man has seen. So let’s get to it.
On Valentine’s Day, I woke up and the wife was Downstairs talking to her dad And her phone was going off, I checked that shyt and it was some dude from work. I read the messages and man. I was taking a major fukking L. Here’s I was planning on surprising my wife with a day off and taking her out on the town. But pictures and everything
She was on some so what we doing babe, acting like I didn’t know what the deal was. I was like nah, I gotta head to work and shyt and figure out my next move. My daughters birthday is the day after Valentine’s Day, and I already bought tickets to Disneyland and everything for her months ago, regardless of the situation I wasn’t going to cancel on babygirl. So that night I hit up ex wife like look I know what’s going on like I’m not canceling trip we doing this and if you got a dude so be it but we done and let’s file for divorce. We did the trip, we met up with one of her friends and their family and that was it.
The last night, she was like we need to talk so my daughter and her friends family were at Disneyland while we talk, she got out everything I did too and we agreed to divorce but while we talking I’m like yo so does this mean I get to smash one last time and she’s laughing like nahhh I got someone I care about.
she even called the dude that night and told him what said and they laughed. We get back she dating dude, I let her do her thing and I’m doing mine. The very next night, she’s on the phone with him and is like well I’m going to bed and we in our bedroom and she hangs up and not even 2 minutes later im fukking her.
The next night, same shyt I’m fukking knee deep in p*ssy. And she’s like I can’t do this but yet she giving it up. The day after that she tells him, they get into this big ol fight and dude is like I don’t want to lose you it’s okay.
The next night we’re out getting stuff for our daughter at the mall and she’s like let’s go to Victoria secret and she buys some bras and underwear that night her boy is at work and my daughter wa at her grandma she she’s walking around showing it off and I’m fukkin just all over her she letting me and I fukk her again while she telling me she can’t do this she loves him.
So regarding the divorce, she doesn’t want to get lawyers involved and I’m not losing custody so we go down and start filling out the paperwork. I said we do 50/50 I get her after work til bedtime and sundays, she didn’t argue it cause she knew I would bring lawyers. So w signed the paper work, no alimony or child support either so im thinking let’s file this shyt right away cause no way this is happening. So I made her pay for the divorce and she did.
The office is like give us 10 days and as long as the judge has no issues it’s finalized.
I go back 10 days later and boom it’s fjnalized no child support, no alimony 50/50 custody my daughter is living with me and the ex wife is sleeping down stairs.
I told her she can stay as long as she wants, she still cleans the house and shyt and I’m out and about fukking all these hoes that came out the woodwork once they found out I was single.
I’m fukking living the life right now
I dont wanna keep bringing that shyt up but were there any telltale signs?
impressive... 
Then prepare for the hate when you deny her...
this the weirdest divorce story ever